EffortlessEffluvium

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe don't go after underage trees?

Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn't he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those "co-conspirators" should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.

Had a similar thing 30 years ago when I worked 2nd shift, heading home at night. 5 miles from home, empty 2-lane road 55 mph. Little bunny hopping in my lane towards me. I veered left, it followed. I veered right, it followed. No time left to avoid, THUMP! Sad, but I did what I could in the moment…

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s one w i d e controller!

But won’t the thimerosal in the cancer vaccine give everyone autism? Cancer is better than autism!

/s (duh)

Closer I am to Vine

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How is rabbie formed?

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