EffortlessEffluvium

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn't he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those "co-conspirators" should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.

Had a similar thing 30 years ago when I worked 2nd shift, heading home at night. 5 miles from home, empty 2-lane road 55 mph. Little bunny hopping in my lane towards me. I veered left, it followed. I veered right, it followed. No time left to avoid, THUMP! Sad, but I did what I could in the moment…

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s one w i d e controller!

But won’t the thimerosal in the cancer vaccine give everyone autism? Cancer is better than autism!

/s (duh)

Closer I am to Vine

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How is rabbie formed?

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll go eat worms

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