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Chuck Schumer theorizes the reason for the house recess is to draft pardon papers for Maxwell in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Well, since Jeffrey went and offed himself, he broke the terms of the agreement, didn't he? Escaping the justice system, eh?
Those "co-conspirators" should have chosen a more stand-up guy.

I like wild game, but I find moose tastes a lot like chocolate pudding. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

... You're mocking me, aren't you? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

My first colonoscopy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.

Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

Had a similar thing 30 years ago when I worked 2nd shift, heading home at night. 5 miles from home, empty 2-lane road 55 mph. Little bunny hopping in my lane towards me. I veered left, it followed. I veered right, it followed. No time left to avoid, THUMP! Sad, but I did what I could in the moment…