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[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

Garbanzos definitely not beans

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Red lentils is on there twice, and the pic labelled mung beans looks more like marrowfat peas or something. Mung: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mung_bean

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Not to mention Yellow Split and Yellow Split Peas are apparently different things too.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Also, I don't know for sure how many of these are true beans, but definitely not any of the lentils or split peas. Lots of lovely legumes though, yum!

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cm0002@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dam I still need to watch the last 2 seasons of that show LMAO

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I trailed off shortly after steam punk city due to other shows taking a priority, and should probably go finish it as well.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bean is a Lemmy app for iPhone and iPad, in case you didn't get the origin of the whole bean thing.

[–] SatyrSack@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure if your comment was just a joke, but this post is the origin of the bean thing: https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Bean app is about as old as that post, and it takes longer to make an app than it does a meme/post, so I do believe the Bean app came first..

https://lemmy.world/c/bean

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could be unrelated, beans have been funny since before either of these existed

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Beacon@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An app name doesn't need to exist before the app is ready for release

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear, releasing beans right now...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

dont make me sing the bean song at you.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Elaine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I still know this song by heart. Good times.

♫Hand me down that can o' beans!
yeah this pony's got one trick. i don't care

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama...wait. There's a bean song?

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Beans, beans the musical fruit The more you eat the more you toot

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

The more you toot, the better you feel. So let's have beans for every meal!

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Based on this logic, I could create a biological weapon.

...wait, the Warners are beans?

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Nothing like some fava beans and a nice chianti

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Red Lentils? I prefer Red Lentil

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lima, whats Lima?
Lima Beanits
(im not sorry enough)

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

What about an @Component?