I wish I was this illiterate. Every day would be like walking under the teletubbies sun, just saying my own name repeatedly and having little adventures.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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thanks for summoning a belly laugh for me
Pokemon mode
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trying to imagine a world where hexbear is just like it is now, but it's also the furthest-right political position
"I dream of a website where I would be PPB'd as a conservative."
The people yearn for a pig with poop on his balls
I'd love to be executed for being a reactionary
Wasn't there a cursed website that was basically that? Like a mirror universe hex? (Or apparently what this loser thinks hex is.)
I think the r/drama website was like that.
That is an extremely cursed site and I wish I had not opened it.
6.No sexualizing minors, even as a joke. This includes cartoons.
Not surprising this has to be a rule.
11.Absolutely NO anti-CCP sentiment.
This rule was surprising.
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I am mostly confused by how they say we're the polar opposition of Lemmygrad when we're closer with them than any of the other instances listed there.
By pwr powers combined we are... Horseshoe theory
Further proof libs know nothing about communism. Just had one the other day try to offend me by saying "by the way, the word trump means fart". Like, ok?
i'm in a couple lib forums and i say the same things in both but one of them they think i'm an anarchist and the other they think i'm a juche necromancer/maoist
Are you saying you're not a Juche necromancer? How could you do this to me?
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owning the commies with... dave barry bits from 1993?
They'd be wildly more successful if they actually applied this to anyone other than Donny Deals, Dave Barry was actually clever. If Dave Barry had done that atrocious "tik tok tac toe" bit Pelosi did he would have committed seppuku afterward to restore the honor of Clan Barry
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Integer overflow
It's literally because of Ukraine and Russia.
Lemmygrad's pro-ukronazi? seems unlikely
I can't explain it perfectly, but that's the only reason why they call us "far right." 
aren't known to be consistent.
fair enough, just wild that a 'muh red fash' 
would call us right and lemmygrad left, you'd think their brainworms would result in the opposite
They actively reject the mandatory 5 minutes of hate for the EVIL ENEMY every morning, so they might as well all be Putin himself!
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It must be nice to have no idea what is happening at any time.
I yearn for this superpower.
We need to start referring to our interlocutors as "liberal extremists"
Well, it wouldn't be far off.
It's completely true!
Rhetorically, liberalism is positioned between socialism and fascism on a continuous spectrum, but in reality these are all completely distinct ideologies with some areas of overlapping features.
Extremism is mostly a rough measure of how likely you will concede ideological ground in favor of pragmatic considerations.
Liberals are extremists with regards to "rule of law" as they will never support circumventing this to overthrow the ruling class, knowing full well that their system is incapable of enforcing rule of law on the ruling class or guaranteeing civil rights against the interests of the ruling class.
It would make the libs so mad because “the extremes on both sides are the real problem”.
They would hate to be labeled as anything other than “average voter”.
It's true, I am extremely right
wait wut? How are a bunch of hyper-pro-LGBTQ communists/anarchists "extreme right wing?" Did I miss a memo? Did the Overton Window undergo quantum fluctuations and completely invert? What is happening? I need an adult.
Some libs are so lost in the Overton window sauce that they think anyone criticizing the amerikkkan Democratic party is necessarily right wing
Republicans: "What if we did hyper-capitalism and accelerated the end of humanity for the sake of profit as fast as possible?!"
Democrats: "What if we just did mostly capitalism, with a few tiny regulations, and accelerated the end of humanity for the sake of profit but we did it slower?!"
They're all right wing. They're all libs. You either endorse capitalism or not. It's that simple. If you love capital, you're a lib. It's so infuriating to me. "No it's the 'left' that are libs!" No, motherfucker, it's not. If you think Democrats are "the left," then you have a lot of homework to do. Fuck!
The way you didn't post a link seems pretty far right to me
I found it. It's a year old, and it got some pushback.
Cognito hazard
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Someone is trying to tell me Hexbear and Lemmygrad are far-right, because we support the PRC and critically support Russia. Same person also thinks we are Zionists, somehow, despite being the loudest and proudest advocates for Palestinian liberation on the fediverse. Deeply unserious people wandering into Lemmy.ml struggle threads.
Well they're not libs per se, they're clasic liberals.
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