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[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 115 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I wish I was this illiterate. Every day would be like walking under the teletubbies sun, just saying my own name repeatedly and having little adventures.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago

thanks for summoning a belly laugh for me

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

Pokemon mode

[–] plastic@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 3 days ago

Tubby Custard!

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It must be nice to have no idea what is happening at any time.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

I yearn for this superpower.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 88 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

trying to imagine a world where hexbear is just like it is now, but it's also the furthest-right political position

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 67 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"I dream of a website where I would be PPB'd as a conservative."

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

The people yearn for a pig with poop on his balls

[–] RedSailsFan@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

reminds me of that tagline about alternate future where we live in socialist america and still get hit with PPB because someone is calling us a revisionist online lol

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Oh yeah the one with the rackmount home server and the terminal?

(It's a mangled Proudhon quote)

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

I'd love to be executed for being a reactionary

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a cursed website that was basically that? Like a mirror universe hex? (Or apparently what this loser thinks hex is.)

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think the r/drama website was like that.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 74 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I am mostly confused by how they say we're the polar opposition of Lemmygrad when we're closer with them than any of the other instances listed there.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

By pwr powers combined we are... Horseshoe theory

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 58 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Further proof libs know nothing about communism. Just had one the other day try to offend me by saying "by the way, the word trump means fart". Like, ok?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

i'm in a couple lib forums and i say the same things in both but one of them they think i'm an anarchist and the other they think i'm a juche necromancer/maoist

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 19 points 3 days ago

Are you saying you're not a Juche necromancer? How could you do this to me?

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

owning the commies with... dave barry bits from 1993?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They'd be wildly more successful if they actually applied this to anyone other than Donny Deals, Dave Barry was actually clever. If Dave Barry had done that atrocious "tik tok tac toe" bit Pelosi did he would have committed seppuku afterward to restore the honor of Clan Barry

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

In the US education system, they spend about 15-20minutes total talking about communism. It’s usually just a means to demonize it and talk about how amazing capitalism was in order to defeat the system evil reds.

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Same here! We were prob in the same convo chain. Deeply silly.

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[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 3 days ago

Integer overflow

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[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

wait wut? How are a bunch of hyper-pro-LGBTQ communists/anarchists "extreme right wing?" Did I miss a memo? Did the Overton Window undergo quantum fluctuations and completely invert? What is happening? I need an adult.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Some libs are so lost in the Overton window sauce that they think anyone criticizing the amerikkkan Democratic party is necessarily right wing

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

Republicans: "What if we did hyper-capitalism and accelerated the end of humanity for the sake of profit as fast as possible?!"

Democrats: "What if we just did mostly capitalism, with a few tiny regulations, and accelerated the end of humanity for the sake of profit but we did it slower?!"

They're all right wing. They're all libs. You either endorse capitalism or not. It's that simple. If you love capital, you're a lib. It's so infuriating to me. "No it's the 'left' that are libs!" No, motherfucker, it's not. If you think Democrats are "the left," then you have a lot of homework to do. Fuck!

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

Someone is trying to tell me Hexbear and Lemmygrad are far-right, because we support the PRC and critically support Russia. Same person also thinks we are Zionists, somehow, despite being the loudest and proudest advocates for Palestinian liberation on the fediverse. Deeply unserious people wandering into Lemmy.ml struggle threads.

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

We need to start referring to our interlocutors as "liberal extremists"

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, it wouldn't be far off.

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

It's completely true!

Rhetorically, liberalism is positioned between socialism and fascism on a continuous spectrum, but in reality these are all completely distinct ideologies with some areas of overlapping features.

Extremism is mostly a rough measure of how likely you will concede ideological ground in favor of pragmatic considerations.

Liberals are extremists with regards to "rule of law" as they will never support circumventing this to overthrow the ruling class, knowing full well that their system is incapable of enforcing rule of law on the ruling class or guaranteeing civil rights against the interests of the ruling class.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

It would make the libs so mad because “the extremes on both sides are the real problem”.

They would hate to be labeled as anything other than “average voter”.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago

It's true, I am extremely right

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I dream of a day where Hexbear is considered extreme right because everyone else has gone further left.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The way you didn't post a link seems pretty far right to me

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I found it. It's a year old, and it got some pushback.

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[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's a screenshot of one of our taglines. Don't know the link, unfortunately.

[–] crosswind@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

Well they're not libs per se, they're clasic liberals.

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