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President Xi says mandatory backshots

You have to break the association that they have with Putin somehow being responsible for Trump first.

: you mean socialism, right?

"Yeah, I'm into K-Pop"

you just gave every hexbear cancer

Have they considered gommulism vuvuzela 100 gorillion dead? Maybe we can still win them over.

I can't say I look at satellite imagery of possible corpse piles often, so I don't know if that's a reasonable assumption.

fuck, this is a depressing sentence

What the dolphins are asking for:

What is the capacity of CECOT?

China is even out-bazingaing the US now.

WHERE WILL THAT WAR TAKE PLACE BLOOMBERG? WHERE WILL THAT WAR TAKE PLACE?

"The pope? How many divisions he got?"

• Papa Joe