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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 119 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You've tried chain smoking... Now try all-new grid smoking!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago

Upgrade from serial smoking to parallel smoking.

[–] EntropyFlux@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

…and be sure to use Marlboro-o-o…oh oh, my chest!!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 105 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

gotta bring this up every time i see these

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 72 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was going to say it can’t be good for you to heat up and breathe through plastic, but shit, it can’t be the worst thing for you in this set up 👍

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

500 cigs at once and you’re worried about inhaling a little plastic?

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 69 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

This goes hard af

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[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You will certainly not regret smoking 500 cigarettes

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, Scott's dead, didn't have time for regrets

[–] Una@europe.pub 40 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I count 464

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago

Mentlegen…

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Any % cancer speedrun

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

I think heroin might legitimately be better for your health

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Breathing through 3D-printed plastic would be bad enough for you without the cigarettes.

[–] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Eventually the filament will get coated and sealed in a nice, thick layer of tar and protect your lungs from the microplastics! You just gotta break it in a little bit.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Parallel smoking is much more efficient than serial smoking

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Put them all backward for maximum plastic consumption

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I just smoke one time a year but it nearly kills me.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Could human lungs even draw that many in?

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only one way to find out!

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Lung cancer any% speed run

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Could someone post the STL file?

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[–] Stomata@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cancer speedrun.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Just a lil somethin' to take the edge off.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Here I was hoping the plans for a 3D metal printer finally came out and people could start 3D printing AR-15 ghost guns.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hope no more, because both things are already quite possible. Metal printing 3D printers are still prohibitively expensive — like, go to your bank and take out a mortgage levels of expensive — but they do indeed exist. And you can print a lower receiver for an Armalite quite easily which is the only serial numbered and tracked component in the US. Upper receivers are available via mail order because they are not the regulated part (except in certain states), so have at it.

You didn't hear that from me, though.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Same amount of lethality

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[–] CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

"500 cigarettes"

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Need the Blunt Master 3000 STL here

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[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure you use this outdoors unless you want to smoke out your entire basement

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’s 20*6 cigs so 120 to lung. I’ve smoked 40-60 before stopping

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've once seen a schematic for a 2 cigarettes to HDMI adapter.

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