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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 9 hours ago

dont doxx my mind pls

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 hours ago

too many spiders

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, fuck this. This isolationist mentality from larpers is what lead us to this fucking mess. This is fucking terrible, and people shouldn't be living in this shit, and 99% of those who tried know it.

[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 7 points 5 hours ago

Damn. God forbid people romanticize having some peace and quiet.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 73 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Running water would be nice

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 23 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

And solar panels and a big battery for electricity. And a good sceptic system so i don't have to crap in a hole in the ground outdoors 500 feet away from my house. And a good general store in easy driving distance. And a powerful 4x4 vehicle that can get down to the main road even when the giant driveway path is very muddy or covered in 5 feet of snow. And a decent medical facility not too far away so when a health problem arises i don't lose a limb that could've been saved. And a post office not too far away so i can get packages delivered. And and and ...

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

I'd rather have a store within biking / fat biking / skiing / hiking distance to be less reliant on a car. Maybe some electric mobility option like an e-skidoo / ebike.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

Sounds like Jackson Hole would be perfect! Hope you're a billionaire...

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

A poo bucket is not nearly as bad as it sounds. (Saw dust and distance keep the smell down.)

Otherwise, great list.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

Counterpoint; a poo bucket is actually exactly as bad as it sounds

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Saw dust or whatever, those things stinks. The best part is having people over and mixing all their crap in an enormous bucket 🤢🤮🪣

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if there's some sort of oil you can pour over it so the scent molecules can't escape into the air

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Petrol maybe 😁

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Wait what? Like you poo in a bucket inside your house?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 13 hours ago

Yes. Though a dedicated room is very nice.

A "nearly safe for lunch" link (as far as images are concerned). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composting_toilet

[–] npdean@lemmy.today 32 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] rayyy@piefed.social 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

In the winter you freeze your ass while in the summer the smell will floor you.

[–] npdean@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Solution is to settle in the tropics. No winters and you will smell all year round, all other smells will be masked.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org -4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Which only exists in a city

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Septic tanks exist, yo.

Source: I live in a forest

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Technically a septic tank is not considered a sewer system. A sewer system is a network of pipes, pumps, and other infrastructure designed to transport wastewater for central processing...a septic tank processes the waste on-site.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 12 hours ago

You are the best kind of correct, buuut yeah, if I flush and the sweetcorn goes somewhere that I don't have to look at it then that's enough for me :-)

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

If I put my septic tank on an adjacent property and also hook up my shed/barn to it (in addition to the cabin), can I call it a sewer system then?

[–] three@lemmy.zip 1 points 16 hours ago

Primitive Technology hasn't done that yet?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I think that comes from the roof.

(water incursion is a huge source of anxiety; this place is NOT for me)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 hours ago

That roof looks very modern though. I don't think there's any more of a risk of water incursion from the roof than any other house

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago

and air conditioning

[–] geekwithsoul@piefed.social 34 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Just don't touch the book or listen to the audio tape you find in the cellar.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 8 hours ago

Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand, here. Do not read the Latin.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I absolutely recommend touching the book. The flesh binding and esoteric runes are metal AF and look good on the coffee table.

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Just remember that you must say these words exactly when removing the book from its cradle: Klaatu barada nikto.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago

Don't tell me what to do! 😤

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, this and a laptop with 16TB.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Ans offline backups for different wikis and game roms for many gens of consoles and handhelds.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, I still want to live in a community. Just not the fake community we have now.

Also, log cabin homes are bad. The one pictured has the internal space of an efficiency apartment, but uses far more logs of wood to get a much draftier result. You could get a lot of 2x4s out of this thing.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Yea but if a tree falls on it, its going to survive the impact. Which is kind of important in the woods.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 13 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Tree falls on your log cabin — now you just have more house.

- Mitch Hedberg

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Native Americans came up with plenty of dwellings using the same materials in the same environment. Most of those were far less wasteful. Trees falling are not that common.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Were they permanent dwellings? It's fascinating how different cultures come up with different construction techniques, if you have any links with more info could you please share them?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Funny enough, a tree just fell on my water tank at camp.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Absolutely not. I was doing Spanish learning on an app and laughed at the guy who moved from "una casa oscura en las afueras" to "un apartmento soleado en el centro" (from the dark and gloomy house in the outskirts to the sunny apartment in the center of town) and raised his spirits because that is also the way I feel about living.

[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I guess starlink is your only choice then? Or some other ISP that can extort you, since its your only option in the countryside?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

I live in the city and still only have one option that extorts me. Yeehaw.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works -2 points 10 hours ago

Internet?

You mean use your ham radio to speak with a few hillbillies, and have them be your only source of outside information?

Or do you mean like the nazi-ceo-net (starlink)?

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