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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 92 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Running water would be nice

[–] npdean@lemmy.today 43 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] rayyy@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In the winter you freeze your ass while in the summer the smell will floor you.

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[–] Beacon@fedia.io 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And solar panels and a big battery for electricity. And a good sceptic system so i don't have to crap in a hole in the ground outdoors 500 feet away from my house. And a good general store in easy driving distance. And a powerful 4x4 vehicle that can get down to the main road even when the giant driveway path is very muddy or covered in 5 feet of snow. And a decent medical facility not too far away so when a health problem arises i don't lose a limb that could've been saved. And a post office not too far away so i can get packages delivered. And and and ...

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'd rather have a store within biking / fat biking / skiing / hiking distance to be less reliant on a car. Maybe some electric mobility option like an e-skidoo / ebike.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

A poo bucket is not nearly as bad as it sounds. (Saw dust and distance keep the smell down.)

Otherwise, great list.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Counterpoint; a poo bucket is actually exactly as bad as it sounds

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait what? Like you poo in a bucket inside your house?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. Though a dedicated room is very nice.

A "nearly safe for lunch" link (as far as images are concerned). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composting_toilet

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Saw dust or whatever, those things stinks. The best part is having people over and mixing all their crap in an enormous bucket 🤢🤮🪣

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think that comes from the roof.

(water incursion is a huge source of anxiety; this place is NOT for me)

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

That roof looks very modern though. I don't think there's any more of a risk of water incursion from the roof than any other house

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

and air conditioning

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[–] geekwithsoul@piefed.social 40 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just don't touch the book or listen to the audio tape you find in the cellar.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I absolutely recommend touching the book. The flesh binding and esoteric runes are metal AF and look good on the coffee table.

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Just remember that you must say these words exactly when removing the book from its cradle: Klaatu barada nikto.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay, I'm drawing a line in the fucking sand, here. Do not read the Latin.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Counterpoint: you used to be lonely, but now that you have summoned your "friend" you will never ever be alone (now matter how much you try)!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't tell me what to do! 😤

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah, I still want to live in a community. Just not the fake community we have now.

Also, log cabin homes are bad. The one pictured has the internal space of an efficiency apartment, but uses far more logs of wood to get a much draftier result. You could get a lot of 2x4s out of this thing.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Yea but if a tree falls on it, its going to survive the impact. Which is kind of important in the woods.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tree falls on your log cabin — now you just have more house.

- Mitch Hedberg

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely not. I was doing Spanish learning on an app and laughed at the guy who moved from "una casa oscura en las afueras" to "un apartmento soleado en el centro" (from the dark and gloomy house in the outskirts to the sunny apartment in the center of town) and raised his spirits because that is also the way I feel about living.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We all just want to be left alone, in some form or other. Ironically, in order to be left alone, we need to ban together.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You are absolutely right. Our world is imbalanced.

We are a social creature, we are such a social creature shaped by millions of years of cooperative survival, that we literally fall apart and die without social identity. We have "loneliness epidemics" while being more connected to each other than we could have ever imagined.

We desperately need social support, not just from friends and family but from communities. The whole "single family home" is a brand new concept in human society, we used to all live in villages where we knew each other, before that, huge tents and dugouts where we piled together and talked and cooked on fires together and shagged like animals day and night. We raised our kids as a community and nobody ever felt alone or adrift, and in fact being expelled from your community was one of the harshest punishments anyone could do to you.

So why are we all retreating to discord chats and AI text predictors? Why do we want to avoid our neighbors so desperately that we want to remove ourselves even further from our societies?

We are sad because we are alone, and we are alone because we are sad, and we have massive corporate machines pouring every placating, dopamine-numbing distraction down our gullets so we don't actually start hanging out and socializing and forming communities again. If we did that, we might start sharing ideas and motivations and we might start changing systems... can't have that! So best to keep reinforcing isolation. Show big, empty minimalist homes with huge TV screens as your "peak" goal in life, having isolated cabins in the woods with all the amenities as a measure of success. We run from people who think different instead of trying to convince them to be better and we argue with people ostensibly on our side and we get so stressed by it all that we do everything we can to turn off actual conscious, narrative thought.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

too many spiders

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, this and a laptop with 16TB.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ans offline backups for different wikis and game roms for many gens of consoles and handhelds.

[–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I guess starlink is your only choice then? Or some other ISP that can extort you, since its your only option in the countryside?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I live in the city and still only have one option that extorts me. Yeehaw.

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago

dont doxx my mind pls

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Dpending on your definition of 'fast', you can pull this off with those newfangled 5G base station/routers.

Just gotta find a place near enough to a city, not too far into the boonies.

Cheaper than Starlink.

Fast enough to game to game on, unless there's some kind of serious servicd outage or massive weather storm of some kind.

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[–] pharceface@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I legit almost had that dream. Used to live on the KY/TN border. Had 50 acres, half mile off the road and no neighbors. Right as I determined I was moving the local power company started their own fiber ISP. Brought fiber right up to the house.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Nah, fuck this. This isolationist mentality from larpers is what lead us to this fucking mess. This is fucking terrible, and people shouldn't be living in this shit, and 99% of those who tried know it.

[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn. God forbid people romanticize having some peace and quiet.

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I mean yeah... cities aren't loud, cars are loud.

I live in a village but between semi-trucks, loud motorcycles, and trucks with mufflers modified to be louder that you can hear from miles as they motor away... it's too loud for how much nowhere there is here, particularly during midday.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Well that and food. Might need food to survive.

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