The real answer is to get a bidet, have a better diet with more fibers, be more thorough when cleaning yourself.
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This makes me angry
Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.
Being angry? That makes me even more angry!
Simple case of bad biology luck or bad diet, resulting in smelly farts, combined with not standing up. Switching to a mesh chair would do wonders.
I do think it is possible even with decent hygiene for years of farts to absorb into certain fabrics
Standing up and eating better would also work I assume
You're giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.
0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.
Holy shit This thread is hilarious I was laughing non stop for 10 mins
"girlfriend" Ha yeah right dude
I know a flabby, sweaty, unhygienic dude with a diaper fetish who also RPs as a baby (???) on Discord who's been with his girl for about a decade. The world can surprise you, lol.
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What in the holy mother of skidmarks is happenin here
He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.
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Fake: op has gf
Gay: he's fucking his chair?