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[–] kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 6 days ago

The "Borat" actor (forgot the name)

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 81 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Troy00@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

LOL, just thinking about is too funny,

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I'd watch that though.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

That's for the spoof lol

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

sun-dried Tobey Maguire

(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also noticed this. So many other comments are making the next Austin Powers.

Segal is right to be typecast for the role, and would try his best to play it as a real James Bond. But his best just wouldn't be good enough.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

He's the most awful anything to anything though. It's cheating.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My pick for the new James Bond

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I thought of another one:

Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are...Jane Bond(s)

(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they're ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)

[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that

Spy (2015)

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Nebula@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅

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[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 15 points 1 week ago

I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 9 points 1 week ago

I thought it was WORST, not BEST!

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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

You win 🤢

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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Larry David.

Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You had to pick the worst, not the best!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

James Corden

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

He acts human terribly. 🤷

[–] user6527@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Roger Moore

FUCK YOU I WON'T TAKE IT BACK

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Nebula@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

Tommy Wiseau (the "oh hi mark" guy)

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Joe Pesci, circa 1995

Joe Bond: You hear a little girl, Moneypenny? Where's the big tough guy who told my friend to shove his pen up his ass? *more stabbing*

Q: Sir, please... *choke* I was just explaining... *cough* the pen's unique bidet feature...

Joe Bond: Bidet feature? You made me pop your eye outta your head over a fuckin' BIDET FEATURE? You dumb motherfucker!

Q: Sir, I apologise, but if you just... *splutter* use the pen's other feature, the wound-cauterising laser, I might yet... *gasp* live...

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] atek@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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