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[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on you. I've been slowly building up an immunity to iocaine powder for years.

[–] midori@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Clearly, you have a dizzying intellect.

[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So I obviously cannot choose the wine in front of me.

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You're just stalling now.

[–] Soulcreator@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

inconceivable!

[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 35 points 9 months ago (4 children)

A glass of mercury, it looks like it tastes delicious.

[–] Tartymctang@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sooo elemental mercury. Not absorbed well in the GI tract. I had a patient who took time cracking open thermometers from boilers for a while and then attempted to drink it mixed with some coffee to commit suicide. We show up since he called 911 and now wanted to go to the hospital. Call poison control for recommendations for local hospitals since this isn't common and i don't know what hospitals can handle this thing. Poison control cites that it isn't well absorbed, if at all, in the GI tract. I was pretty surprised.

So really you could drink it and find out the taste with very small if any repercussions.

Ya know, just saying.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Didn't uh.. something like Lewis and Clarke..

Didn't they use mercury based laxatives, and that was used to track their path?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/how-reconstruct-lewis-and-clark-journey-follow-mercury-laden-latrine-pits-180956518/

[–] Despair@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Should have used an everlasting pill if they didn't want to be tracked by their poop.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

a single pill would serve a whole family during their lives

"Hey Dad, can I get the everlasting pill when you're done with it?"

"Check back in a few hours."

🤢

[–] dgriffith@aussie.zone 12 points 9 months ago

Yeah elemental mercury ain't that bad. It's all those organic compounds of mercury that are the baddies.

And.... you know, shiny poops that hit the bottom of the bowl with a THUNK , that would be something different. You'd literally lose a few pounds every time you went to the toilet.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I’m curious how it feels to drink something that heavy

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

I imagine afterwards you'd just sit and reflect.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seems like it would sit pretty heavy, though...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Nah, it goes down real smooth.

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago

Cody's lab has entered the chat

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sitting down with a good movie and a bowl of tide pods.

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You might be happy to know, my mouth literally dropped open when I read your comment 😂

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[–] blazera@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does lava count as poisonous

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

By the power granted to me by no one in particular:

I'll allow it.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How about uranium? It's called radiation poisoning...

Also do I have to procure it first?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

1 gram of uranium has about 20 billion calories so while you might not die, you're gonna get fat super fast.

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[–] MudMan@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I mean... alcohol? You can already buy it easily prepared in all sorts of delicious ways.

Am I not in the spirit of the thing?

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I want to lick The Elephant's Foot.

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This is an interesting one!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

8 kilos of molten gold.

  1. ???

  2. Profit

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Nobody said you wouldn't have to pay for it ; ).

[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I would see what the big deal with heroine is

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Heroin*

Heroine is the feminine form of hero

[–] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

He said what he said!

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you don't experience any of the reprocussions, would it even do anything?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You would probably get high but have the incredibly painful withdrawal symptoms.

Granted, the euphoria alone would probably incentivize you to try it again anyway, so I still wouldn't

[–] TheMongoose@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

Fugu. I’m far too much of a coward to try it normally.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

One of those poisonous dart frogs

[–] Jakdracula@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Red paint. No. Blue paint. Which ever one smells better.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I heard some poisonous mushrooms are very tasty...

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Specifically weapons-grade plutonium, enough to make a nuclear bomb. I get to keep it afterwards, right?

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The fly agaric mushroom. I wanna see if it makes me taller.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

You can eat those if you prepare them correctly. Prepare for a cozy experience if you dose it right. shroomery

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Four Loko, the official drink of poor decisions.

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Lead. It used to be used for flavor.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sodium! Looks so soft and fun, melts in your mouth!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I bet hemlock is delicious.

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

My worst enemy. I get a full stomach and less of a nuisance to worry about.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

New bars of soap always looked tasty to me.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

A bar of soap probably.

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