this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 47 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

"Unexpected item in bagging area. Help is on the way."

I don't know why they don't expect you to shit in the bagging area.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 18 points 6 days ago

The associate is busy with someone else and there are 3 other self-checkout stands with flashing lights.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

I just place something aside until it shuts up. Missing items just require the right pressure with my fingers.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Place! Your. ASTROGLIDE LUBRICANT. In the bag!

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At least it doesn't use Amazon titles.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 28 points 6 days ago

Place your — Astroglide Water Based Lube (4oz), Ultra Gentle Gel Personal Lubricant for Vaginal and Anal Sex, Stays Put with No Drip, Sex Lube, Long-Lasting for Men, Women and Couples, Safe for Toys — in the bagging area

[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago

Please place item in the bagging area. 💁‍♀️

🗣️📢 UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA 🚨🚨🚨

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 6 days ago

Unexpected item in bagging area.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

^move ^your

#BANANAS

^to ^the ^bagging ^area

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Use pin pad to complete transaction

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

Use pin pad to complete transaction

[–] Hyaline_Cat@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I was so angry when they removed the mute function. Now the button just changes between loud and deafening

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago

There was a mute? And I missed it?? Story of my life.

[–] bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

You can still change the language

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Scan your first item. beep

Scan loyalty card now.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

No, it's always "Have you scanned your loyalty card yet?" Uh... No. And you know this.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Self checkouts the moment you're done scanning:

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I was reading these comments and i had flashbacks of my trips to tesco and saintsbury when i was in edinburgh few weeks ago. Thought it was a worldwide issue for a sec..
Then i saw what instance this post is from and i get it. I feel your god damn pain uk users.

I will add to it that, no i do not like to look at my face, fuck off with that camera