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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by simple@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 day ago
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

POV: When you're the socially awkward kid in school during the mid/late-2010s and you don't have a smartphone to be in group chats, so nobody wanna talk to you since they view you as "the loser who doesn't even have a phone"

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Pfft, whatever. I was the loser outcast looooong before all this bullshit connectivity.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Tolga is not good people.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago

Go play DRG instead

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How it feels to participate in conversation on niche lemmy instances.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 22 hours ago

You just had to make it difficult, didn't you

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 22 hours ago

Sorry, this instance is friends only

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 1 points 18 hours ago

You mean you don't masturbate for hours, carefully edging before the latest Linux drop?

[–] YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

You have made an enemy for life!

[–] Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 144 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

This never gets old

That poor sweet kid

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

he has no vaccination?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 72 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Five messages, and each one of them has some kind of spelling error

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (5 children)

And they...enhance it? I'm an Oxford comma-loving pedant, that can't be right?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 22 points 1 day ago

Yes. To be clear, I’m not complaining. It’s what elevates this to high art.

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[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago

One message and has spelling error.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Happy cake day, frend!

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 177 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't mind joining random games, but this type of shit happens way too often. Frickin lock your game lobby if you're not interested in playing with random people...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

iirc deep rock galactic specifically lets you kick people with the message "oops, this was meant to be a private lobby", which is quite funny

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For how easy kicking is in DRG i found it to be used extremely rarely. One of the most chill game communities imo.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.
exclusions apply for sitting and pointing at a particularly shiny piece of gold or screaming "ROCK AND STONE!!" at eachother for no reason

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 22 hours ago

as long as you complete the mission in a timely manner im chill.

What a fucking taskmaster! What's next, we aren't allowed to practice headshots on our teammates during missions?! Let us LIVE, man! 😛

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

After quite a break from HD2 I've returned to try a game vs Illuminati. I've always played private lobby, but this time settings were reset and I forgot to check this specific one. Ended up in a game with random people which wasn't my plan.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In some games, they’re public by default then you should make them private. I’m thinking of Dying Light for example

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

After an update and having been a while since I played it, I was running a nice solo session of 7 Days To Die offline on my machine and get some wierd message.

Turned out the thing wasn't offline and, worse, it defaults to online public server with no password no nothing, and somebody had joined my session and blew up my base when I was away from it. They kept trying to chat to me afterwards - can only guess they wanted to gloat, and didn't see the point of enhancing their experience by giving them them that - but I just stopped the game, searched around, found that the thing had defaulted to online public and switched it off.

Handled the whole thing like as if it was some kind of random challenge the game had thrown my way so I had to rebuilt my base (one of the core game mechanics is that every 7 ways the game throws a massive monster attack at you) just in time for the next attack, which I succeeded in doing, so ultimatelly I turned that person's attempt at griefing into more fun for me, though in the few minutes in my game they destroyed hours of me building the original base.

Anyways, wtf stupid decision from the gamedevs was that to silently default a game which is just fine solo offline, to public online. Have those people never played anything online and have no concept of griefing?!

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 1 points 1 day ago

Damn, didn’t know that was a thing, I’ll check if that’s also the case for me

Btw !7daystodie@lemmy.world

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy amount of ads on that page. More than actual content. Yeah, I was lazy to install adblocker on my phone browser. Until this moment.

[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Uh, glad I could help?

I run adblockers on all my devices as well as a Pi-Hole.

On my end the site looks clean. Cannot function these days without some form of blocker.

[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Thanks! It had to be done.

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 8 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Why are friend list size limits a thing? Except for UI, it shouldn’t be a problem. And a simple search feature fixes the problem

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe to limit account theft. One account with 10,000 friends gets compromised and thats 10,000 people who can get phished, each if whom might have thousands of friends

[–] ipitco@lemmybefree.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That’s a better explanation, but Steam still allows for much bigger friends list if you craft badges, so pay, but not for specifically paying games

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wonder if Tolga is in the friends list too now.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck Tolga and his "only following orders" bullshit. Tolga made a choice. We all make a choice.

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Helldivers 2 Community is awesome.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tja@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Frend's art: https://www.instagram.com/dremskiyy/

Sadly a lot of artists only have a Instagram account, which makes it impossible to view their art on a mobile browser/without having an account

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 22 hours ago

I fucking hate those sites. As far as I'm concerned if you can't even browse without making an account, it shouldn't show up in search engines.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is why I exclusively post my art on other peoples refrigerators

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[–] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

He brought an antipasto salad and everything too 💔

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