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[–] Johanno@feddit.org 27 points 6 days ago (3 children)

A relative new saying in German.

Person A: Where is the bus?

Person B: which bus?

A: Of people who asked?!

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Sounds like a question I got from a classmate in grade school in the classroom after I said who I had played with (teacher asked us) "what is the color of the bus?", I didn't understand what he was talking about so I just looked at him confused, so I do not know the rest sadly. He got really embarrassed when the teacher answered "the color of your face" 😂

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Damn, i'm taking this xD

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[–] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 29 points 6 days ago

As native Russian speaker, this is terribly rarely used in this full format (and it's one among many), but genuine, I've heard it IRL.

"Тебя не ебёт, так не подмахивай"

This is highly and universally derogatory, you could expect to hear it from lowlife/criminal, which, unfortunately, is what most russians are lately, though. For russian nazi population, this implies that you are gay or a slut, depending on biological sex, and that's close to your life worth nothing. For the rest, this is just something nazies would say to insult you.

The first part alone, though, is quite socially acceptable and overused. I guess, because it's lost the whole lore behind it, and showing your knowledge of whence it came from kind of reveals that it's not just an empty word, but you mean it.

I'm a bit hyperfocused on swearing, am I? Was one of my childhood's special interests.

Honestly, "mind your beeswax" is also a rare gem, but not quite so rare.

[–] Ymer@feddit.dk 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In Denmark, the youngsters have recently been saying "spurgt?" which translates to "asked?" - as in "were you asked?". Somehow the brevity and linguistic lazyness makes it even more infuriating.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Sounds almost as irritating as "OK boomer". Which I have to say is especially irritating to be on the receiving end of since I'm not a boomer.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago

Ok boomer, calm down

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)
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I actually ...i would probably do this.

[–] SealofLove@leminal.space 15 points 6 days ago

Russian here. I've never heard this phrase in my life before. Maybe it's local, but definitely not common.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've always been partial to "This is an A -- B conversation, so C your way out."

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Before D and E come and F you up.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Depends on the region. In my native it was popular to say ебало завали, which loosely translates into "collapse your mouth" where mouth is used in a sense where it's an organ for penetration during sex.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Basically, "Shut your dick hole," correct?

[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

Two phrases I’ve used that roughly correlate:

“Shut your cock holster” and

“Shut your man pleaser”

where both refer to the mouth.

[–] DominatorX1@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 days ago

I'm sorry but your native people are terrible at this.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

I guess 'Nobody asked you' isn't English?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

I will wiggle by ass on the camel & make signals with my candle whilst lubricating my onions with beeswax for you to fuck as I please, ok?!?!!

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In English it’s: Nobody asked you!

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Kids might use the example, I would laugh in the face of an adult using it unironically though.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 points 6 days ago

Well nobody asked you.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Scouse British dialect has a nice term for this: "Geg out". As opposed to "Fred is gegging in", used when someone is trying to implicate themselves or become part of the group/conversation.
Someone involving themselves when they shouldn't be? Two syllables: Geg. Out.
No idea where it comes from but I heard it a lot in my youth. Forsomereason.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We'd say "neb oot".

Neb being nose.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In Vienna, we say "oida waunst laung deppat bist daun hauri da a watschn owe dass da viatzehn dog da schädl wogglt!"and I think that’s beautiful.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Alter, wenn Du doof bist, dann hau ich Dir eine runter sodass der ???? Hund mit dem Kopf wackelt???

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

"Alter, wenn du weiter so blöd bist (dich blöd anstellst? 🤔) dann hau ich dir eine rein dass dir vierzehn Tage der Schädel wackelt" wäre meine norddeutsche Interpretation

[–] abecede@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Alter, wenn du noch länger doof agierst, dann gebe ich dir eine Schelle, sodass zwei Wochen lang dein Kopf wackelt.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[–] GTG3000@programming.dev 8 points 6 days ago

It's not a "no one asked you", but it is an idiom. As you can probably guess, it means more "don't help people working against your interests".

So, you'd say something like that to a pro-ICE minority person, for example.

[–] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Chilean Spanish? that's just a common Spanish saying

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Or "Who the fuck asked you cunt?" If you're feeling spicy.

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