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[–] jimmux@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Gaaaaaay!

(Am I doing it right?)

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jimmux@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I guess you had to be there.

And happy to not still be there.

I was there, but the time you're referring to is 2005ish

In 95' a different Seal was performing

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What do you want me to act like my kin circa 1995? Because if so you may want to get out of the way cause I've got a weed sprayer filled with diesel and a little cigarette!

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

i hate phones

(i have no other comment.)

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Is that Lighthouse Coffee?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 week ago

I saw this exact same sign in a restaurant in Newfoundland

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Am i the only one who wishes this was common? Put your stupid phones away. How have we not matured enough to not be so addicted to little flashy lights.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah, and who said all these kids could be on my lawn???

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[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

I once was in a lunch group where one of the people honestly asked the restaurant staff about wifi, standing almost next to this sign. The guy smugly pointed at the sign and said nothing.

It was cringy for everyone involved.

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