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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 61 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Curious George was transgender?

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Well he wasn't a furry. No tail.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Are there no ape furries?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 6 days ago

Poor gorge never got around paying an artist for adding a bushy fluffy tail

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The man in the yellow hat seems sus to me.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He is def some sort of criminal or spy.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago
[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Curry yours

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

He's not a monkey.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Curious Engorged

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

this immediately brought "furious the monkey boy" cheat from AoE2 to my mind.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

how do you turn this on
vroooom

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

Hi Couiours, I'm dad

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago (6 children)

George was curious? That means either he' dead, or his curiosity lead to discoveries of the horrors of the world where he learnt the pain of unbounded intrigue, so he became jaded and now refuses to break from his routine for fear of finding something even more horrifying.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer the second option. That means he is alive and can still find love as a wiser but sadder monkey. There is more room in a broken heart.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Yeah but the only thing it can hold is gravel and grit. No gravy, no chocolate milk- it all runs out the crack.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago

he just satisfied his curiosity and now works as a tour guide

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn it, I was just about to post it!

So good.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Seconded, I flipped to youtube then flipped back to check. This is top tier monkey content, people!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 6 days ago

Like they always say, curiosity killed the monkey.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

That means either he' dead

He's not a cat though

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Every Curious George story has the phrase, "George was curious."