this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
278 points (98.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

32800 readers
3860 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
278
lonely (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
top 10 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

They did say it was a party.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve yet to see a watertight argument for why this is not pronounced like “bidet”.

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Happy 21st "bidet"!!

[–] lemonSqueezy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

So you're the one who sent the kid to the ER room by pushing his face into the cake, while laughing maniacally.

Honestly, you knew it was a child's birthday party and yet you didn't bring enough to share? That was pretty inconsiderate.

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Good on you. Most people don't know when to draw a line

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Hey it’s perfectly okay to practice your lines before your big performance gift you prepared.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 19 hours ago

Look, if you didn't want people watching you, then why run lines in a public place?

And will you not also be center of attention during the performance said lines are for?

I suppose a birthday is aa good a place as any to test your public speaking...

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Oh frick I brought the powder that makes me glow, whoops

[–] knowone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago

Hey someone's gotta be alert and on it to trip sit all of them