Edit: 45 points in 33 minutes? Genuinely don't think I've ever had a post get upvoted that fast that quickly on Lemmy. YOU DEGENERATES
It could be worse
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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what the fuck am I looking at?
Japan is open about all the weird shit people should keep private, and private about a lot of things the rest of the world would talk to a stranger about.
Yep. I recall going into the adult area of a manga store, and there was just a full on lolicon poster on the wall. Pretty sure putting that up where I live would get you a jail sentence.
The more I look at it the worse it gets. Her face expression, yellow drip over the cardboard, 尿かけ氷は on the whiteboard. Disgusting.
not gonna bother translating the japanese for the rest of us?
Considering they bothered to write it down, the only thing remaining is copypasting into translator.
"Urine on ice"
Enough Lemmy for today.
Either this warning got lost in translation or it’s all about marketing.
I've read enough cursed doujinshi to know even worse things...
Jesus
I didn't see this at Baskin Robbins. They did have "fake girl fart-box" though.
Is there chocolate at the bottom of the cone?
High quality shitpost
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I bet it tastes like
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Thanks... still dont know what does OP mean
thanks
Insult me harder daddy 🤤
I am burning this shit, but I couldn't stand the smell so much I might pass out.
I mean I’ll ask for a sample I guess
!cursedicecream@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
"...do you do samples?"
I wonder what 2D spit would feel like... 🤔
Flat. Like soda left out.
Is the joke that it's a trap and theres banana in there?
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Time to block this community lol