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[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I guess Zany Zohran isn't derogatory enough

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Zany Zohran almost sounds endearing is the problem, like he's just a wacky guy

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Come to Zany Zohran's Discount Groceries! Prices so low, bourgeois economists say they're pure lunacy!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Cool uncle energy

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Mommydonny? because when he meets trump he's going to want his mommy?

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Messy Mamdani

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

100% communist lunatic sicko-laser

[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago

Is this the MAGA communism that some mention in the net?

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Bruja@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thought this was a really bad impersonation, but it’s just Dirt’s new account.
susie-laugh

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah this dort_owl person is lacking that certain je ne sais quoi that gave the original dirt_owl their spark.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

ww u when dart was kill?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So you have a crush on him then?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What have you done with the real Dirt

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

hmmmm, u are still very stinky so I'll allow it

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“He looks terrible” is just gaslighting.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah at worst, Zohran is average on the conventionally attractive scale.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

He’s very handsome. Trump is jealous

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

CHUDs base is always the bottom 10% of any graduating high school class and it shows.

“You may be more intelligent than me, but I’m pretty and you’re not!”

Not that Amerikkkans have any right giving out beauty tips…but I digress.

[–] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

AOC+3 and Schumer being the great Palestinian senator is just so ridiculous it's making me laugh

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Zohran Mamdani is too ethnic of a name for Trump to come up with a clever pun for.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Tbf, if you're going for a pun in English, pretty much anyone is gonna have a tough time. Just comes with the territory of not sounding like most words in English. My pun game is S rank and there just isn't much to work with.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Gohan Pastrami?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

This is quite the burning insult when you remember how much Trump appreciates good looking men

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

"He looks terrible and his voice is grating" from the fucking Trump administration is really something. You have RFK Jr and Kristi Noem

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Madmani is right there don!!

[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Huh. Guess he's more of a Cuomo guy. Who'da thought?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

He doesn't know who that is, guaranteed.

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Trump definitely needs to get his nickname game back.

At this rate he's gonna have to settled for Zleepy Zo. Embarrassing. Sad.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Does it get old to call everyone a communist? Does this even arouse ire for chuds? Even if I'm incurious and I hate thinking about implications, analysis, research, etc. you gotta imagine this is your 20th time hearing about someone doing a communism because they didn't ask a CEO for a bathroom break before lunch. Besides that, Palestine is popular all around, right? Even if I'm a Trump thumper, Zion Don is going off about communism again, YAWN!

Can racism really take that running play and take you all the way to aroused anger because the guy's name sounds vaguely somewhere between Mddle Eastern to Indian?

What I'm saying is that even if I'm a fucking idiot I don't think I give a shit - I'm either "not that into politics" or I start to care about race less than I bargained for when I made a deal with the devil to hate people for their inheritance.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Nah it's more a label of who to hate rather than an ideological enemy

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

Communism lost any actual meaning in the US at least 60 years ago. It's a purely emotional word like "motherfucker"or "cocksucker". It simply means people or ideas I don't like

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago

Nah, “commiecommiecommiecommie yeeeeeeeeeeeHAW!” is the rallying cry of every corn-syrup-swilling burgerlander when you have ideas too intelligent beyond their comprehension.

Take it as a compliment, they’re mad you’re smart enough to question popular opinion and they’re not.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Huh, no call to action here. I would've thought he'd end this with a "If only SOMEBODY would do something about this guy!" to encourage his CHUDs to just straight up murder the guy. He really is going soft.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can’t believe this is your president.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

assuming you're dutch, your former prime minister and the current head of NATO called trump daddy today

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

I’m Canadian. Not that I like our leadership either.