I guess Zany Zohran isn't derogatory enough
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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Zany Zohran almost sounds endearing is the problem, like he's just a wacky guy
Come to Zany Zohran's Discount Groceries! Prices so low, bourgeois economists say they're pure lunacy!
Cool uncle energy
Mommydonny? because when he meets trump he's going to want his mommy?
Messy Mamdani
100% communist lunatic 
Is this the MAGA communism that some mention in the net?
And he's STINKY too!
Thought this was a really bad impersonation, but it’s just Dirt’s new account.
Wait, BAD?!?! 
Yeah this dort_owl person is lacking that certain je ne sais quoi that gave the original dirt_owl their spark.
ww u when dart was kill?
So you have a crush on him then?
What have you done with the real Dirt
I ate them
Real answer: https://hexbear.net/comment/6278532
hmmmm, u are still very stinky so I'll allow it
“He looks terrible” is just gaslighting.
It's just jealousy
Yeah at worst, Zohran is average on the conventionally attractive scale.
He’s very handsome. Trump is jealous
He has that I brought the sunshine with me rizz
CHUDs base is always the bottom 10% of any graduating high school class and it shows.
“You may be more intelligent than me, but I’m pretty and you’re not!”
Not that Amerikkkans have any right giving out beauty tips…but I digress.
AOC+3 and Schumer being the great Palestinian senator is just so ridiculous it's making me laugh
Zohran Mamdani is too ethnic of a name for Trump to come up with a clever pun for.
Tbf, if you're going for a pun in English, pretty much anyone is gonna have a tough time. Just comes with the territory of not sounding like most words in English. My pun game is S rank and there just isn't much to work with.
Gohan Pastrami?
This is quite the burning insult when you remember how much Trump appreciates good looking men
"He looks terrible and his voice is grating" from the fucking Trump administration is really something. You have RFK Jr and Kristi Noem
Madmani is right there don!!
Huh. Guess he's more of a Cuomo guy. Who'da thought?
He doesn't know who that is, guaranteed.
Trump definitely needs to get his nickname game back.
At this rate he's gonna have to settled for Zleepy Zo. Embarrassing. Sad.
Does it get old to call everyone a communist? Does this even arouse ire for chuds? Even if I'm incurious and I hate thinking about implications, analysis, research, etc. you gotta imagine this is your 20th time hearing about someone doing a communism because they didn't ask a CEO for a bathroom break before lunch. Besides that, Palestine is popular all around, right? Even if I'm a Trump thumper, Zion Don is going off about communism again, YAWN!
Can racism really take that running play and take you all the way to aroused anger because the guy's name sounds vaguely somewhere between Mddle Eastern to Indian?
What I'm saying is that even if I'm a fucking idiot I don't think I give a shit - I'm either "not that into politics" or I start to care about race less than I bargained for when I made a deal with the devil to hate people for their inheritance.
Nah it's more a label of who to hate rather than an ideological enemy
Communism lost any actual meaning in the US at least 60 years ago. It's a purely emotional word like "motherfucker"or "cocksucker". It simply means people or ideas I don't like
Nah, “commiecommiecommiecommie yeeeeeeeeeeeHAW!” is the rallying cry of every corn-syrup-swilling burgerlander when you have ideas too intelligent beyond their comprehension.
Take it as a compliment, they’re mad you’re smart enough to question popular opinion and they’re not.
Huh, no call to action here. I would've thought he'd end this with a "If only SOMEBODY would do something about this guy!" to encourage his CHUDs to just straight up murder the guy. He really is going soft.
I can’t believe this is your president.
assuming you're dutch, your former prime minister and the current head of NATO called trump daddy today
I’m Canadian. Not that I like our leadership either.