this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2025
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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 74 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You've been promoted to incorporeal.

[–] btbt@hexbear.net 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A corporal at 18? I see the Israelis have learned exceptionally well from the Starship Troopers School Of Military Strategy

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

I'm from Tel Aviv and I say GIVE ME YOUR CUM

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Poor dumb kid got killed by his violent ideology before he had a chance to grow out of it. Regrettable. Edit: and entirely predictable.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 47 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What sick shit do you have to do to make corporal at 18?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 61 points 6 days ago

"When the man next to you dies, collect their rank, commendations and semen." - IOF Proverb, or something

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's not necessarily as bad as you think, becoming corporal just requires you be enlisted between 4 and 12 months ago. The minimum rank you can complete mandatory service with is Sergeant.

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Huh. I guess when you're basically obama-medal you can fast track sounding cool

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

Another case of Israel's child soldiers policy. We need a Kony 2012 type campaign to liberate occupied Palestine by the end of 2025.

[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Thrown into the meat grinder before he even had the chance to know any better.

The Zionist thirst for the blood of children is insatiable.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

This was the last corporal left in the post hoc semen retention squad. israeli cum futures are down 500%

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

Oldest corporal in the IOF.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

surely this was a “child prodigy doogie howser MD” type situation, and not the IOF being ranked by inexperienced kids

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

rest in piss

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] tane6@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

18 yo corporal lmfao

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Damn, Pee-Wee got their number

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago
[–] Civility@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago
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