Skeleton_Erisma

Make believe murderers

Real life murderers

Me:

He was fleeing from the

Hehe Bolso feeling plugged up will never not be funny.

Couldn't have happened to a better person

To be fair it's always bad news. As if my personal life isn't already miserable.

I think because the old news thread is still pinned and this one isn't.

omfg mysidsdd

"Can't afford eggs"

But can afford a bazillion trump flags, a 946ml cup, and a McMansion full of bourgeois decadence.

The typical USAian

I'm chilling in the dispatch room, just finished my first piece. Drove a bunch of kids to school while getting cut off by dorkasses in Teslas.

Gonna do my second piece in a few hours and it's one of my favorite routes.