The can for that extra bloody cut lip flavor.
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Glass always #1
numbern 4 slightly chilled can
Out of glass with ice in it
Woah woah woah. That's going too far.
Everything tastes better out of a glass vessel, I think.
Where's plastic bag with straw option?
Get a spoon to keep it extra classy
What’s your coke policy around here?
Don't.
Coke is bad for your health, and it's made by a bad company that does bad things.
A never once been washed coffee mug
Can coke is best coke.
Then 20oz bottle.
Then taps, but only if they aren't cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.
Then taps, but only if they aren’t cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.
or disgusting mold filled horror shows....
Glass bottle coke beats them all
Damn, just put hot water and you get tea. no need for tea bags
Is there like a cast iron pan situation going on here orrrr
Mr. Schubert? Is this you?
My first department head during my apprenticeship had a mug like that for his Coke Light. Takes me back a quarter of a century. Damn, I'm getting old.
Bottle with the label ripped off. That way, once people are used to it, I can drink used motor oil without all the questions.
My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.
Whichever one has the cocaine in it
The best way to drink Coke is from a McDonald's soda fountain. No cup, just put your mouth under the spout.
Without water, just the syrup.
Cokehead classic, but speedball? interesting
What kind of freak drinks coke?
You snort powder, ffs..
Wait you’re supposed to snort it? I’ve been injecting it into my ass this whole time
First of all, who the hell opens a can like that?! I guess you get your lips pierced for free...
Anyways, I exclusively buy coke in 1L bottles so that I can always ask for "a liter of cola."
Hey, taking off the top of a soda can is illegal!
The can. Because it’s the smallest serving size and I’m otherwise poor at moderation
Although opening it like that looks dangerous.
There's literally a pull tab there excitedly for this reason. I can't comprehend what kind of lunatic would cut the top off like that.
Almost got me, I didn’t realize which community this is. Was about say “just drink it from the bottle/can?”
Don't, easy.
Coke in a cold glass bottle is best.
With my mouth
With milk
Clearly #3 by a country mile
Honestly that last one looks pretty dope. I gotta try that.
Not recommended, you could cut yourself on the edge.
I think the story there was that I broke off the tab by accident.
I just tried to open a soda can with my somewhat modern can opener (try them, btw, no sharp can edges) but it doesn't fit the lid of my can. My day is ruined.
i've done it before. it is in fact quite dope.
my current dentist bill says none. But who are we kidding it’s obviously number 3.
I'm digging the jar! :]
Yeah, I have to agree; if your plastic cup isn't labeled "coffee", then why are you even bothering to drink a coke?