Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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That's not dinner, that's a health hazard.
I legit thought those were someone's balls
Consider seeing a doctor?
Looks boiled, not raw. Still, it shouldn't be boiled.
Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.
I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it's fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.
Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell
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This is such a British photo.
I agree but I don’t know what about it makes your statement true.
It's the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of "crunch", or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.
As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.
You people genuinely eat like it's the Blitz sometimes.
Have you read the news lately? We're just training for the next few years.
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Despite the fact it's obviously American.
You are clearly not familiar with how much Canadians are into Kraft dinner.
I haven’t had anything but meth and bud lights in days what am I gonna say? Thank you queen
What the fuck is your life 💀💀💀
I‘m literally just vibing and having good food like OP posted
IKR, bud lite?
At least it wasn't meth lite. That shit is nasty.
Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?
If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.
Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?
My brother it's raw
It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.
It's a meal that I don't have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There's nothing that tastes better than that.
Honesty and the ability to receive constructive criticism are pretty great things in a relationship. Since it doesn't pass as 'something I don't have to cook', I would just thank her a lot, and apologise but say I prefer it a bit more well done, and perhaps show her how I like it. Maybe mention the risks that come with undercooked chicken. I would also be infinitely grateful if she showed me nice tricks or just simply explain in detail how she would like me to do stuff for her. All kinds of stuff.
if your girl makes this for you, you must have a fantastic insurance policy lmao
There's nothing that tastes better than that.
Lmao
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I'd probably mention how it looks raw and unappetizing, but put it in a nice constructive manner.
Just suffering through that shit doesn't sound like a good relationship imo
I know what id be doing in about 3 hours afterwards.
Tell her she did great, but the chicken could be cooked a bit more.
but that's just color of sauce
drumsticks are barely visible
Isn't that the skin? To me they look like they were boiled.
You can see it spillong on that yellow sauce(jam like one on bottom) (red ellipses)
(while only parts of skin I see are marked in green ellpses):
there are visible ground pepper(or dried herbs) visible sprinkled on sauce
to me that looks like Russian dressing or fry sauce
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you shut the fuck up, eat, and next time, you do the cooking. Your girl is not at your service.
...the chicken is literally raw.
I get the "respect partners as people" angle but you have to at least look at the image and the community
I think it might be boiled.
I love the maliciously positive comments about this fake senario.
None of you would eat the salmonella chicken, no matter how much you respect your spouse.
Lol. You can really tell who has and hasn't been in a long term relationship in the comments.
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Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.
Also allergic to dying of salmonella.
Realise that I was supposed to get groceries
The her to hospital because clearly she had a mental breakdown, stroke, trauma, what ever.
eat out
I'm married. I do most of the cooking anyway. My wife is banned from cooking chicken because of the last time. So... "<Wife's name>, we talked about this. No chicken. Let's go to the Mexican restaurant nearby tonight."
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