this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
1747 points (98.0% liked)

memes

15598 readers
2683 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Then the person sends you a 2 minute long audio over whatsapp

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Not if I don't have whatsapp.

At least I can get a transcript and speed it up a bit

[–] cyberblob@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The True Crime here is an 11 year old child with a (I suppose) Smartphone.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I would totally understand if it was in a place where your kids can take a walk or public transport to school or other places on their own. I would also want them to have means to call you.

EDIT: my bad, I ignored the 'smart' bit there. I just meant any phone.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can be a normal phone which is what I would do if I where a parent and my kid would have to bike 12 km to school every day.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I'd just like to mention that it was perfectly normal for kids to go on 12km without a phone not so long ago, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it now. Parents worry too much. I mean, it's a biological impulse that makes a lot of sense, but it's often over done.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but it is always good to carry a phone with you especially when you bike through somewhere where there isn't a lot of other traffic or it is off your unusual route. There is nothing wrong with carrying a Nokia 3310 or something

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ye, I think it's fine either way, nokia or no phone at all. I cycled 17km to school from age 12 to 17 and only got my first phone when I was 18 and moved out. Of course I did get a flat tire a couple of times, but then I'd just walk or sat at the back of the bicycke of a friend.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And what if you fell while you where alone and broke a leg making it impossible for you to walk? Or you friend fell and hit his head open on the road being able to call for help is actually pretty handy.

Like it might sound absurd, but shit happens

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I suppose living in the Netherlands, a pretty crowded place, assures you that you're rarely ever alone in the middle of nowhere for very long. But yes that is handy and I can totally understand parents feeling comfortable with their kids being able to call for help if anything ever happens to them.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 3 points 5 days ago

No you are never that far from society in NL, but at moments when every second counts I would rather just have a phone for my kid. Use something like a Nokia, give them a 10 euro prepaid card and if it is used up buy more and take it from their savings.

At least that's what ill do when I have kids

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] cyberblob@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

Normal Phone would be fine :)

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Since about 2006 my voicemail message has been "for a faster response send me a text message." When I started my business I added my business name and rerecorded the rest. If a client can't send a text instead of call then I'm going to charge them more.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

That's actually really smart lol

[–] rpl6475@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

This is perfect. At least boomers have an excuse. Millennials using voice notes is unforgivable.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

at least in germany you can just disable voicemail

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Brb moving to Germany

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I get voicemail from blocked numbers

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You need to setup your phone to answer and then hang up automatically on the callers. On my Pixel I only get VMs from spam callers if I didn't have any signal at the time.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That would tell them the line and number is valid. Not interested in perpetuating their tripe.

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So does having a voicemail? How is that any different.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The difference is they can drone on all they want and I don't have to listen to it. Can straight delete the voicemails without playing them

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You can't hear anything, the phone answers and then immediately hangs up and disconnects the call.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yep. I also keep do not disturb active for that exact reason. If I have the phone in my hand when it lights up a caller and I recognize the number I answer it. Everyone else gets the block

[–] Leather@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn I'm so curious about the venn diagram overlap between pet who hate calls and people who love video "news" like tiktok. I bet it's near a circle.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I, for one, hate both equally. I want to READ my news, and I don't even care if it comes with static images.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Voice notes on WhatsApp/iMessage is essentially the exact same thing as voicemail but for some reason zoomers are happier with those.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Navigating the voicemail menu is really annoying

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Agree, haven't had to use it for a while. Not sure why I was defending it... maybe couldn't resist an opportunity to dunk on zoomers.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Brilliant. I'm stealing this.

[–] obsolete@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

I am hard of hearing. I hate voicemail. And, I hate that I can no longer record voicemail. There has been too many incidences where I can't understand the crucial details in a voicemail.

load more comments
view more: next ›