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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Then the person sends you a 2 minute long audio over whatsapp

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Not if I don't have whatsapp.

At least I can get a transcript and speed it up a bit

[–] cyberblob@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The True Crime here is an 11 year old child with a (I suppose) Smartphone.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I would totally understand if it was in a place where your kids can take a walk or public transport to school or other places on their own. I would also want them to have means to call you.

EDIT: my bad, I ignored the 'smart' bit there. I just meant any phone.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Can be a normal phone which is what I would do if I where a parent and my kid would have to bike 12 km to school every day.

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. I'd just like to mention that it was perfectly normal for kids to go on 12km without a phone not so long ago, and I don't think there's anything wrong with it now. Parents worry too much. I mean, it's a biological impulse that makes a lot of sense, but it's often over done.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Well yeah, but it is always good to carry a phone with you especially when you bike through somewhere where there isn't a lot of other traffic or it is off your unusual route. There is nothing wrong with carrying a Nokia 3310 or something

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[–] cyberblob@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

Normal Phone would be fine :)

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Since about 2006 my voicemail message has been "for a faster response send me a text message." When I started my business I added my business name and rerecorded the rest. If a client can't send a text instead of call then I'm going to charge them more.

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[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (6 children)

The absolute worst thing about voicemail is that you can't just listen to the one you just got. I have about 50 unheard voicemails at this point. You leave one? I have to work my way through 50 just to hear yours. And it doesn't even let me work from most recent. Nope. Just never going to happen.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

huh? Android lets you pick from a menu.

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What? How do you set that up?

[–] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's carrier specific. Mine doesn't do that either. iPhones seem to be the only ones that force it. Otherwise I get to sit through the same dial-in voicemail service as ever.

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Darn, I thought that was the case but I was kinda hoping that I could get around it.

[–] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

The feature is called "Visual Voicemail". Your carrier may support it, but if it's like mine they likely charge extra. iOS works around it by just answering the call and saving a recorded message.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Most smartphones offer voicemail transcription now, I believe. Or at least Apple does. I don't have voicemail set up on my Android phone to check.

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

I used to use an app called Hullomail which brought them into an app as voice clips you can see the caller and play or export.

It also showed you missed calls while your phone was off since they can just flag when a call was redirected to them. Super useful.

IIRC they got acquired and removed the free tier but you might still find them useful.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

It is ridiculous that in 2025 you still don’t have random access voicemail.

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[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 days ago

That's actually really smart lol

[–] rpl6475@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

This is perfect. At least boomers have an excuse. Millennials using voice notes is unforgivable.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Mine emails me an attachment with the recording. It's a lot easier than the old call up voicemail to listen to your messages etc. Lot of people prefer it to writing with their phones.

[–] ElectricWaterfall@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t like voicemail typically, but I have some voicemails from family members who have passed away and I cherish listening to them.

[–] apex32@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

If I were you, I would save a copy of them somewhere safe. I wouldn't trust a phone company or my phone to hold on to voicemails forever.

[–] drsilverworm@midwest.social 7 points 6 days ago

Back in the day, I realized there wasn't really a voice-mail message length limit, so I had a 20 minute rant about why I don't want voicemails

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 7 points 6 days ago

But one could set up an Archer style voicemail prank!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5kIVXNCzDA

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

at least in germany you can just disable voicemail

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Brb moving to Germany

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I get voicemail from blocked numbers

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You need to setup your phone to answer and then hang up automatically on the callers. On my Pixel I only get VMs from spam callers if I didn't have any signal at the time.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That would tell them the line and number is valid. Not interested in perpetuating their tripe.

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So does having a voicemail? How is that any different.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The difference is they can drone on all they want and I don't have to listen to it. Can straight delete the voicemails without playing them

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can't hear anything, the phone answers and then immediately hangs up and disconnects the call.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Yep. I also keep do not disturb active for that exact reason. If I have the phone in my hand when it lights up a caller and I recognize the number I answer it. Everyone else gets the block

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