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[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I miss those days, now it’s all boring version control

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My junior's commit messages look like this image. There's always a way.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The Gen Z translation is "Gorilla fr" and "Gorilla frfr"

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 66 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is the other species the Western Highland Gorilla(Agorilla gorilla gorilla)?

Edit: it's not, it's the Cross River gorilla (Gorilla gorilla diehli) Also, here's a graphic for y'all to enjoy:

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

See also: Eurasian Brown Bear (Ursus arctos arctos)

Ursus is Latin for bear and arctos is Greek for...bear.

It's the bear bear bear!

Bonus fun fact: Arctic means "the place with bears" and Antarctic means "the place without bears"

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think you have it the wrong way around. Ursus is Latin and arctos is Greek.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oops! I really should be 💯 on it by now since it's been one of my favorite facts for several years 😄

Anyways, thanks for the correction, I'll go ahead and edit it 😁

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Arctic and Antarctic don't mean anything about actual bears. They are named after the Ursa Major constellation. The absence of bears in Antarctica is a coincidence.

[–] LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But isn't Ursa Major a bear?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

no, she's a major general in the forces, you hippie!

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They are, in fact, the very model of a modern major general!
They have information vegetable, animal and mineral!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Dammit, beat me by 5 minutes! I tip my hat to you, good sir/madam/other 👌🎩

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Lunar's the loony, I'M the hippie!

Would you say that she's the very model of a modern Major General, or would that be going too far?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Yes, it means "The great bear" or "The big bear".

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're fucking kidding me

I'm renaming the arctic from now on

[–] silverchase@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago
[–] HowAbt2day 45 points 3 months ago

If you have a problem with neurodivergent ape namers, please understand that you’re wrong wrong wrong.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 months ago

"That one to left, that's the most gorilla that can ever gorilla. Look how hard it's gorillaing! Name it accordingly."

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago

OP missed a good opportunity to title this post "goriginallity"

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's Grape Ape. I suspect you wanted Magilla Gorilla

nope, purposefully the purple beast. i was goin for the ape consonance

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

10/10 gorilla

[–] iuly20_07@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The most gorilla gorilla that ever gorillaed.

[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Soon that will be 'to ever have gorrilaed'.

Wikipedia screenshot; "The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two Critically Endangered subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla)"

^(source)

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ignoring capitalisation you can add as many buffalos as you like and still be parsable. I've only ever heard buffalo used as a verb in this one context, though, so seems a bit forced to me

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Gorilla gorilla, Gorilla gorilla gorilla, gorilla Gorilla gorilla

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For a long time humans were classified as homo sapien sapien

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, they took one of our sapiens? The bastards!

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Not that I’ve heard of. Now, whether Homo sapiens idaltu is a real separate species from Homo sapiens sapiens is disputed, so there’s a question as to whether the second sapiens actually differentiates us from anything… but I haven’t seen any signs of any consensus against calling ourselves Homo sapiens sapiens to date.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 12 points 3 months ago

That's how gorillas pronounce their name

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

some one tell him about Buffalo

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe at some point we'll have version control for all DNA mapping so each minor change is a commit hash and each major release is a tag

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

We do, the major versions have tag releases like mm7, mm8, mm9, etc. as defined by the current build, and minor patch releases too like mm10p14 as new sequences come in.

https://hgdownload.cse.ucsc.edu/goldenpath/mm10/bigZips/

Example, say you have 5 sequences: CAT, ATC, ATCG, CGT, and ATATA.

One way of combining them up together to build a transcriptome is like this:

5 sequences:     ATATA
               CG-T  ATC
             ATCG CAT

  Reference: ATCGATATATC

ATCGATATATC isn't the only solution to these sequences, but as you get more sequences to try and overlap, the more the uncertainty goes down

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That’s really interesting, thanks for sharing

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

gorilla together stronger

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 months ago

I was literally thinking of this.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Because we biologists fucking SUCK at naming things.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you've never heard of Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

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[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Zoologists were all "we need the type species of every genus to have the generic epithet" and then someone raised their hand and yelled "what about subspecies?" and they went "screw it, same rule applies for subspecies" and then it turns out the whole thing was a just a prank on Thomas Savage because it's not like anyone was about to rename humans to Homo homo

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

It's the gorillast of them all

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of my classification for different types of water when I was but a wee spud:

  • "water-water" - flat water
  • "water" - anything else

The guy who named it was running away from it in a panic at the time. "AH FUCK! GORILLA! GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!"

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