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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

Set the TV to channel 3

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

People still say they filmed something

[–] thesystemisdown@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (6 children)

We also dial the phone and roll down the windows. I guess some phrases transcend time.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

We turn the volume up despite it probably being a button, too.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We also hang up phones, which used to literally be what we had to do, but which makes no sense today.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it possible to program a smartphone, so that, using gesture control of some sort, you can hang up a call by dramatically placing the phone down face first on a hard surface?

I SAID GOODDAY SIR!

If you set it down hard enough, yes it will disconnect the call.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They save their data to a solid stste disc that isn't a disc by using the icon for a 3.5" floppy disc. They punch out at the end of the workday and fill out a timesheet later.

Yeah, we use a lot of terms that are no longer literally true and kids know what it means even if they don't know how the term originated.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The beauty of language is that you can understand without knowing what words mean

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[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve been saying this!…

If you miss Blockbuster, visit your library. Most have an A/V section now. They don’t advertise much. But it’s basically the same experience of renting movies; just without paying.

Currently watching The Boy with the Striped Pajamas, a classic I never watched…using my PlayStation 5, lol.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They also have hardcopies of video games! Usually, it's a pretty updated library of titles. 2 week rentals, you just have to go back and check it out again. Totally free.

Not all libraries are the same but if you're a gamer, you can try a nice collection, totally free.

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[–] applemao@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Still using my tapes today. Work great and they do what I want, no ads, no subscriptions, I own it. Younguns missed out on the best time. They wont own a thing and will be consumed with ads and depression

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's shocking how apathetic many people have become to this. I don't want any kind of ad anywhere. When I have to use a browser that doesn't have my essential plugins installed every second of the experience feels like I'm taking poison damage.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm exactly the same. My other half doesn't know how good she's got it 😂 I've ad-proofed as much of her stuff as I can.

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[–] applemao@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Studies have shown ads cause depression. But holy crao are people desensitized now. Its infuriating.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

There are ways to own very high quality movies. Those ways just happen to not be legal. Still less of a hassle than maintaining a physical media collection.

I do own a record player so I see the point of added physicality though.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For a given value of great. The only tapes I'd describe as looking great are HDV tapes, and even then they're anamorphic and interlaced.

I'm all for owning media but whenever I see stuff like this I wonder what the person is watching stuff on. Tapes were fine on titchy CRTs but they look pretty horrid on TVs from this decade.

Somewhat ironically they'd probably look fine on the mobile devices the younguns favour!

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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This reminds me of the "save" logo in almost every app. Apparently I'm one of the only people left alive that knows what a floppy disk was.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck yall not old, just told my 16 year old I had to tape something and he said and I quote, "Like record something?" He 16 and he knew what I was talking about. Maybe her kids just sheltered.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but you'll notice that he had to double check with you to be sure though. So, he had his doubts.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There's a piece of software we use at work and the save icon for that is a downwards pointing arrow and a CD. No one knows what it means.

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I mean I used videotape too but sometime probably 25+ years ago I started saying "record".

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I still have my old employee ID somewhere

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i still have both my blockbuster and hollywood video nametags. without a doubt the best jobs i ever had, and now that i'm in my forties they're probably the best jobs i'll ever know.

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Or a stapler, much to my distress

Me: You know, the thing! It holds paper together using tiny bits of warped metal!
Them: ...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That seems more like "these kids don't know basic things and/ or their names" rather than "these kids don't know colloquialisms from previous decades"

Paper is still everywhere and staples are everywhere. How do they not know what a stapler is?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's a staple!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Paperclips are for quitters.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Binder clips, best office supply ever. Fight me, I’ll die on this hill.

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[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I still keep my Blockbuster membership card on me, just to remind me of a different time.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I don't get it. The little plastic data slabs in Star Trek TOS were called "tapes". Apparently the term didn't have the staying power Roddenberry expected. I wonder how much longer we'll keep calling our little pocket supercomputers "phones".

[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They still use reel-to-reel tape drives on mainframes to store data. Just like they did in 1967.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We had those at my first programming job. At a later job in the 90s one of my minor duties was to swap out the tape cassette for daily backups. It held 8Gb and was about the size of a deck of playing cards. I remember talking with another guy about how amazing it was to put 8 gigabytes in your shirt pocket. Now that's a fraction of a micro SD smaller than my fingernail.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Well, I thought they were talking about gluing something together...

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My friends kids are competent at taping wrapped presents.

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

I feel like a dinosaur for even remembering Blockbuster lol

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of the time I used a rotary phone at my grandma's and... *POOF*

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm kinda curious what they meant too. Live media is available on demand afterwards these days.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You set up a camcorder aligned perfectly with the TV, play the on demand stream and tape it so that when it eventually gets removed from the streaming platform you still have a backup on tape.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you grew up with camcorders, you could use that verb for general video recording, even with your phone

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Perhaps this is a regional difference then. I did grow up with camcorders (and used them extensively during university) but I'd never use "tape" as a verb for filming something with them.

To me "taping" refers to using a VCR or audio cassette to capture something from TV or radio. I suppose one might say "I've got tickets to a taping of (TV show)" but that feels a bit outside the scope here.

Language is a funny thing!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never heard "taped in front of a live studio audience"?

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I've only ever heard "recorded in front of a live studio audience". I see no reason one wouldn't say "taped" in that context, but I don't recall ever hearing it!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But it is not always available afterwards. Sometimes you have to capture that stream of bits yourself. Without a DVR that’s kind of difficult to do depending on the platform. Though I would def use the term “record” rather than “tape”. (Though you might store it in a tar archive afterwards…)

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the thing, it doesn't feel like a situation where one would use the verb "tape", so I'm curious what she was referring to.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think she was recording something off her TV. In her younger years this would have been done by pressing record on a vcr to transfer the images displayed on the monitor from the ether into the tape. This process was colloquially referred to as taping.
"I have to work late tonight, can you tape the game for me?" "Don't tell me what happened on the show! I taped it last night and haven't watched it yet. "

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