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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

quit 30 years now. quit because it was killing me. other corps are still trying.

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

I’m so happy that I’m on 10 years without cigarettes.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

they said, while rolling E and smoking weed and drinking borgs :D

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Isn't that what they call them? I'm not 20 anymore so I'm not as hip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg_(drink)

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago

Pffft these kids would die if they drank rocket fuel aka pour all the hard liquor you have into one horrific drink and skull it down.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

I didn't know about this, and I probably would have been better off without it. Thank you, though :)

[–] sheetzoos@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Tobacco is one of the worst drugs ever. The best part is staving off the effects of addiction.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

Don't smoke kids.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Question: did memes like this help?

Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.

I'd love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.

[–] Kamsaa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I agree with @RedditIsDeddit , it does not help. It may even make things worse. All this meme does is make me feel misunderstood and despised by others (While some of them don't even understand what I actually go through). Tobacco is a terrible addiction. I quited for two years but fell again when I broke up with my ex. During those two years I dreamt of smoking at least once a week and gained 15kg. I grew up in France in the 90s and then the country did a pretty shitty job protecting kids (I started buying cigarettes for myself at 14 and it was easy because the tobacco shop owner didn't bat an eye). I think the solution is prevention and children's protection (by preventing access) to ensure that they don't start. For those who already smoke the best is kind support not guilt and disdain. (And total bans don't help either, we just feel left out when the government who now bans us from every place and treats us like awful weak-willed bastards initially incitated us to smoke two decades ago with adds and easy access).

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago

No. Having others say something you already know as a addict of a substance doesn't help at all. We know we should stop. We all know that. The challenge of an addict is being willing to stop, and then being successful at stopping. Then abstinence.

When I was a smoker, I watch my grandmother die from smoking related lung cancer right in front of my face, it didn't change a thing. I'd go outside of the hospital and smoke all the same. I had to want to quit.

[–] cook_pass_babtridge@feddit.uk 9 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Tell me about it! I had to accept that part of quitting involved forever missing something, but knowing I'm better off without it.

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That feeling will disappear eventually. I rarely even think about it even when I see smokers now. If I'm out drinking though that's a different story...

[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Still waiting on eventually. Haven't smoked in over 10 years. Every now and then when I see them at the gas station I start craving them

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

How I feel about my (soon to be ex-) wife...

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

They don't stay still long enough to roll properly.

[–] Twelve20two@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 hours ago

How do you even have papers big enough

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How do you smoke a kid? And what do they taste like?

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

They taste like unicorns

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think people smoke because they feel like shit doing so, quite the opposite imo

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago

It's like the inverse of running. Running feels like trash in the moment, but great after

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I smoked from the time I was 15, until I was 33. I got a prescription for something called Chantix that worked really well for me to quit permanently.

It worked well for a few people I knew, but one guy said it made him really depressed / suicidal.

Chantix isn’t available anymore because of something that was in it that might cause cancer, but there’s a generic form of it called varenicline that may or may not be available in your country. Ask your doctor maybe if there’s a pill that will help you quit.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 17 hours ago

This reads like a Pharma advert.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Yeah, this worked well for me, too. The generic one you mention also had less side effects for me. There's still the vivid dreams / nightmares, but less intense.

From Chantix /Champix I recollect the spider dreams and floor crumbling beneath me.

But hey, anything to quit smoking.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago

I remember people talking about how the other smokers at work were all the cool people. And like, yeah, you spend several minutes several times a day hanging out outside with them, with no work and nothing to do but shoot the shit. Of course you like them better, you spend way more time with them.

Also you can all bond over your common terrible life choices, what's not to like?

[–] griD@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Actually true, in a myriad of bad effects.

[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 18 hours ago

It also makes you hot and famous.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, smoking takes years off your life.

But they're the years at the end....

[–] Doxin@pawb.social 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Man if only that was true. A neighbor across the street is a chain smoker, and I hear him hack up a lung every morning for a couple of hours.

Yeah smoking will make you live shorter, but it'll also reaaaally fuckin' ruin your life leading up to that.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

That's the joke.

[–] theblips@lemm.ee 9 points 19 hours ago

As a tobacco fiend I couldn't ever get into smoking cigs. The only time in my life I've smoked consistently was when I was extra depressed and trying to microdose suicide. Guess I'm lucky

[–] xelar@lemmy.ml 23 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (8 children)

tfw you share balcony with smoking neighbour and all smoke goes to your room where you work...

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[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Don’t forget that smokers also get to ruin other people’s meals at restaurants. Not their own meals mind you - just the meals of others.

[–] based_raven@lemm.ee 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Where I live, you're not allowed to smoke in bars or restaurants.

[–] hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

Also in the outside section? If yes I applaud your government for implementing the rule properly, not half-assed like in Germany.

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