What would you classify this: fork, spoon or spork?
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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A foon
Huh, yeah
A helvetica scenario!
The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.
Forkskin
Circumcision is genital mutilation, just as a reminder.
It's involuntary elective surgery performed on babies which can't give consent.
And no, I don't need to hear about how "you've never noticed a difference" from people who've had a circumcision as a baby. The fact is a non-significant amount of those elective and cosmetic surgeries lead to complications. Some to horrific ones.
This does apply to forks as well
I mean, clearly it doesn't. This one is faulty. It probably won't work like it's supposed to. Same could be said for some (botched and) circumcised dicks. However if you do have a functioning foreskin, then it's just there to protect literally the most sensitive part of your anatomy.
Because without it it'll keratinize and lose some, if not all, sensation.
Edit guys I'm talking about this fork, not your dicks. This is more a phimosis dick than a regular one or a circumcised one. I am not saying "circumcised dicks don't work". I'm saying some circumcision are botched and end up with loss of sexual function. I do wonder whether most causes some loss of sensitivity, but it's very clear that Jewish and American dicks are still completely functional, even if a bit "balder". So I guess I was wrong about the foreskin covering the most sensitive part of the male anatomy, or maybe it's because they've lost sensation, but it seems like the most sensitive part of the (circumcised) man's anatomy is the ego
I mean, I do agree with you but come on I'm trying to shitpost 👀
I know.
Sorry man, but you picked a subject I'm political about.
Although I'm kinda political about most things to be fair, so guess my bad.
It's okay we can shitpost about hating genital mutilation
You're cool
bdsm fork
put it in, you dirty dirty mouth eater
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"Let's fork"
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"OK... But just the tip"
That's a chork.
Forgot? I thought that's the default.
Some people like it uncut
Reminds me of when I saw a power socket with sideways slits
bruh