acidbattery

joined 2 months ago
[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 14 points 2 hours ago

Sleeping on his side, losing weight, and not smoking are all immediate things that could help, assuming he doesn’t do those things already. Have him get tested for sleep apnea, as that can sometimes be a cause of snoring.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

How would you express both dominance and romance/affection at once? In your post you gave an example of “a big cuddly woman spoiling her partner with affection…” - Two people in a relationship might know the woman is the dominant one, but from a viewer’s perspective it just looks like cuddling. Those are the nuances that are hard to express to a viewer.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago

Asking where someone is from is a common bit of information people ask/share during introductions, so it’s normal to be curious about that. It’s also normal to want to maintain privacy online, so don’t let randoms on the internet pressure you into sharing anything you’re not comfortable with.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 24 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

What you’re looking for is “gentle femdom”. Porn in general skews aggressive and performative, probably because that type of sex is easier to visualize than tender, loving emotions felt between a couple. The former is easier to watch without having to relate to it. The latter is more entertaining to experience than to watch.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 45 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Go drunk OP, you’re home.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Blender and a funnel!

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Fleshy car wrap :D

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If anything, it makes me more curious about how it smells and tastes. I can’t help it, haha XD

[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

This video of two Danes trying Surströmming fish had me in a laughing fit.

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