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[–] CCAirWater@lemm.ee 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

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[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

20 and its the only correct way

[–] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

That's what sheets are for

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 3 points 14 hours ago

You have a lot of self-confidence.

[–] Rrrurboatlibad@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago
  1. Unless I was too dead tired to make it to the shower, then 2.
[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 28 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Fixed it more better

Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

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Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Either 1 or 20

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 19 hours ago
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 14 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 8 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

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[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[–] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 42 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 161 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I can't find my hat and night shirt...

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 102 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

20 since I was like 9 or 10.

Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Not just a German thing. Same for our family in Canada. I think it's a, not made to feel ashamed of a naked body thing.

[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 6 points 20 hours ago

20 is where it's at, for sure.

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Loose old 5

[–] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

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[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

17 through 20, depending on how hot my bedroom gets. 6/16 if I have guests over.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 1 day ago (30 children)
[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Username doesn't check out

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Anything with a top is psychopath behavior

Also I am glad that despite our differences, we can all agree that socks are not even an option.

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[–] Aksamit@slrpnk.net 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (7 children)

1 but with long sleeves and long pajama pants, plus socks on and my hair wrapped up. I like being very covered up.

What insane person willingly sleeps in a bra?

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