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[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 16 minutes ago (1 children)

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago
[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 25 minutes ago

Usually 20; been doing 5, lately.

[–] crawlspace@lemm.ee 5 points 1 hour ago

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] yarr@feddit.nl 3 points 1 hour ago

I've never had vaseline on a windshield on a foggy day, just on an overcast one. You'd have to try it yourself.

16-21. As long as there’s no top. I will get so twisted up and then it feels claustrophobic.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 11 points 3 hours ago
[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

[–] kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 2 points 43 minutes ago

U should check under your bed

18 and only 18 😤

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

I have underwear on to keep my junk in check but I'm not sure why I would wear a shirt to bed

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

you got me there

[–] DrownedRats@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I mean ive never tried it. Perhaps theyre onto something?

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

[–] Batmaniac@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Usually 10.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Usually 3, sometimes 18 if its hot in my room. However, I'm considering switching to 5 & 20 as of late.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 2 points 3 hours ago

My tired ass was going to ask why only women got the option to sleep topless and then I realized it wasnt ordered that way.... 18 for me.

[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

1, preferably. 20 if I forget doing the laundry...

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 2 points 3 hours ago

1, 4, 9 or 19 depending on the temperature in the bedroom.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 3 hours ago

Mine is not included, it's 20 with wool socks. Never going back to 20 honestly

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 7 hours ago (5 children)
  1. Been 20 for years. Wont change
[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago

I've been sleeping as 20 since I got chickenpox as a kid. The itchiness was completely unbearable, and I never liked how much pajamas bunch up when I toss and turn anyways. Now I only wear them on the rare night that it drops below freezing.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago

I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.

However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.

So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.

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[–] Character_Locked@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

2 or 17. Sometimes (rarely) 20.

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 13 points 8 hours ago
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