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[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

No matter how I go to sleep, I always wake up 20. Always been that way. I have socks on, though.

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[–] Batmaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Technically, none of them. I don't sleep at night. I work the graveyard shift.

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

16-21. As long as there’s no top. I will get so twisted up and then it feels claustrophobic.

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[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

Usually 10.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

I have underwear on to keep my junk in check but I'm not sure why I would wear a shirt to bed

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 11 hours ago (6 children)
  1. Been 20 for years. Wont change
[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago

I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.

However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.

So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 hours ago

I've been sleeping as 20 since I got chickenpox as a kid. The itchiness was completely unbearable, and I never liked how much pajamas bunch up when I toss and turn anyways. Now I only wear them on the rare night that it drops below freezing.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago

Not even my smoke alarm singing the song of it's people at 4am changed that.

Turns out they expire after a number of years and detect smoke all the time. Certainly an exciting start to the day.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago
[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 2 points 7 hours ago

My tired ass was going to ask why only women got the option to sleep topless and then I realized it wasnt ordered that way.... 18 for me.

[–] Katrisia@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

1, preferably. 20 if I forget doing the laundry...

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

Usually 3, sometimes 18 if its hot in my room. However, I'm considering switching to 5 & 20 as of late.

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 16 points 12 hours ago
[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 2 points 7 hours ago

1, 4, 9 or 19 depending on the temperature in the bedroom.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 7 hours ago

Mine is not included, it's 20 with wool socks. Never going back to 20 honestly

[–] Character_Locked@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

2 or 17. Sometimes (rarely) 20.

[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 14 points 13 hours ago

My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 14 points 14 hours ago (11 children)

Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I get 5, I've known a lot of women who wear just a giant T-shirt to bed. 15 is the weird one. I've never known a woman to wear a bra to bed, and certainly nothing except a bra. Maybe they have giant, unruly breasts that need to be strapped down.

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[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

[–] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, not cool! 5 / 15 crowd here.

[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Ah good, you people are identifying yourselves. We'll have a bus to collect shortly, pack an island appropriate sleeping shirt you freak.

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 32 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] CCAirWater@lemm.ee 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
  1. I don't own any pajamas or something and I'm usually too hot anyway.
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