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[–] dpiponi@mathstodon.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

@ObviouslyNotBanana Aglets, BTW, are precisely the right size to go into a seat belt buckle, jam, and not come out again. That cost me a couple of hundred dollars and it turns out I'm not the only one...

Perfectly mildly interesting fact

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Friendship: POSSIBLE

[–] ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know this because of phineas and ferb

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Justice League Unlimited, animated series from the mid aughts, for me. The Question played by Jeffrey Combs was amazing!

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Shoelace foreskins.

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago

Nobody expects the Kommentblitzkrieg

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Korrekt ist Nadel. Wenn sie aus Metall ist, kann man auch Pinke dazu sagen.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Damn, I was joking and now I'm at -1. Should've added the /s I guess.

More seriously, aren't those called aglets? Always forget the name when I want to remember it.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??

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[–] sunnie@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

food. given how much i chew on them

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 27 points 1 week ago

Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

An awl? Am I missing something?

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[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

That's a Wilson.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Alrighty neighbour

(Awl, neighbour (Wilson) to the right)

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aglets & I got to know this from Phineas & Ferb

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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They're clearly words. Letters if you want to be more specific.

That's a pretty cool unrelated picture of aglets, though. Totally random lol

[–] JiminaMann@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Aka if you don't watch phineas and ferb, you're not my friend

[–] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?

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[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 18 points 1 week ago

Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

[–] noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like Sandstorm by Darude

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Okay I'll bite,
The rude who?

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Lace nipples

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

Source: I am cheap

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don't know aglets but do know the word for the holes

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ooiiieee not my eyelet holes.

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[–] Edward@lemmy.4d2.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They're called aglets. If you didn't already know that, I'm going to assume you have a life and aren't a gigantic nerd, and hope you still invite me to parties despite occasionally spouting useless information.

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[–] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 13 points 1 week ago

Aglet gang, rise up

[–] ianfraserkrillmaster@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...and then forget it later

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago
[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Acidbath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

It don fuckin matter what its called, it better have teeth marks on it brother.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

I don't remember, but I know for a fact that cats are their natural predators

That's easy: they are the Tube nipples of the tube titties

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