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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So.... Shinzo Abe was breeding at length before he was shot?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

An important component of “Abenomics” was trying to increase the fertility rate - Japan has been infamously careening towards demographic collapse (which ya know, might be connected to getting married/having kids torpedoing a career…)

At least Abe was advocating consensual sex, I don’t know if his grandfather was so kind in Manchukuo. Abe certainly didn’t want anyone to know about what was happening in Manchukuo.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 4 hours ago

I'm more into Kennedy play because I like being skull fucked.

[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

2 minutes of fun, followed by 18 years of grueling work.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

2 minutes?? How many times are you doing it? 5?

[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

That includes the foot worship.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

In the back like Shinzo Abe, right?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 98 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

gotta be international, my genitals are starting to get sore-

spring has truly come i think

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago

Spring's got me SPRUNG

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

Easter is a fertility festival 😏

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

THERE PUTTING H2O IN THE WATER GASP THOSE SNEAKY BASTARDS!!!

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

IT’S TURNING THE FROGS GAY

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 5 points 5 hours ago

Oh noooo... Which frogs tho?

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 68 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

We're all just mammals, and spring has sprung.

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 hours ago

Very mammalian

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals...

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 19 points 16 hours ago

So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago

You're not wrong 👀

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, and of course here I was thinking I was gonna stop at a local fancy hotel bar tonight and my brain said "yeah but people scare you" so I didn't.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 16 hours ago

It do. Far more frequently than I intend.

I'm like a meme I only find funny every time. And everyone else is missing out. People just don't get it.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 40 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Coincidentally, not too different from a Lincolnabeplay

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago

For some people, this joke is gonna fly right thru their heads.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Plot twist: She's going to talk about animal husbandry at length.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

shrugs Whatever gets her in the mood.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, so maybe she's on to something. It's not actually that boring, after all.

Animal husbandry, being one of the oldest and most fundamental practices within the broader field of agriculture, refers to the art and science of breeding, rearing, and caring for livestock animals in a manner that optimizes both their health and productivity while meeting human needs for resources such as meat, milk, fiber, leather, labor, and companionship, and this discipline, which has evolved slowly and steadily over the course of several millennia since the Neolithic Revolution, involves an impressively large and often tedious array of tasks that must be performed on a daily, weekly, monthly, seasonal, and annual basis with a degree of consistency and attention to minute detail that many might find repetitive and unremarkable, such as the precise formulation of animal diets based on detailed nutritional analyses to ensure balanced intake of macronutrients like proteins, carbohydrates, and fats, as well as essential micronutrients like vitamins and minerals, all of which must be tailored to the specific physiological needs of the animal based on factors such as age, sex, weight, reproductive status, lactation stage, and intended market use, combined with strict management of water supply quality and quantity to avoid issues related to dehydration or waterborne diseases, in addition to the regular cleaning and maintenance of animal housing facilities to manage waste buildup, control ammonia levels, prevent disease outbreaks, and provide adequate bedding and ventilation, which are critical yet thankless tasks that contribute directly to the long-term sustainability of operations, and further complicated by the constant need to monitor animal health through visual inspection, behavioral observation, and, increasingly, the collection of biometric data via digital technologies, a development that, while technologically advanced, has in no way reduced the fundamentally monotonous nature of physically walking among herds and flocks to assess for subtle signs of illness, injury, or distress, all of which must be recorded meticulously in farm management software or paper logs to satisfy not only internal quality assurance but also external audits by regulatory bodies concerned with animal welfare standards, environmental impact, and food safety, all while dealing with the additional mental load of planning breeding programs, selecting sires and dams based on genetic merit determined through increasingly complex indices that weigh traits such as feed efficiency, disease resistance, growth rates, carcass quality, and reproductive performance, and implementing mating decisions either naturally or via artificial insemination, which itself demands storage, handling, and application of semen under sterile and highly specific conditions, not to mention the planning for parturition seasons, where supervision of calving, lambing, kidding, or farrowing must occur frequently throughout day and night, often in less-than-ideal weather conditions, requiring a level of patience and endurance that is rarely recognized outside agricultural circles, and following successful births, careful colostrum management, early weaning strategies, and vaccination schedules must be rigorously followed to ensure maximal early-life survival rates and long-term productivity, all while navigating fluctuating market conditions, adjusting herd or flock size accordingly, ensuring compliance with evolving local, national, and international regulations regarding traceability, animal movement, antibiotic stewardship, and waste management, and participating in industry programs aimed at verifying sustainable practices, such as carbon footprint reduction initiatives, ethical certification schemes, and environmental stewardship programs, which, although important for the long-term viability of the sector and planet alike, add another layer of administrative burden and paperwork to an already tedious daily workload that requires an unwavering dedication to routines that, despite small innovations here and there, have remained fundamentally unchanged in their essence for thousands of years, making animal husbandry a life pursuit not for those seeking constant excitement, but rather for individuals uniquely suited to find satisfaction in the slow, steady rhythms of feeding, cleaning, observing, recording, breeding, birthing, treating, marketing, and planning, over and over, season after season, year after year, in a cycle so long and repetitive that it almost imperceptibly becomes the very fabric of a practitioner's life.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Don’t stop, I’m almost there!

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

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I mean, have you seen duck penises?