this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

In the back like Shinzo Abe, right?

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 83 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago (1 children)

gotta be international, my genitals are starting to get sore-

spring has truly come i think

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 minutes ago

Spring's got me SPRUNG

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

Easter is a fertility festival 😏

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

THERE PUTTING H2O IN THE WATER GASP THOSE SNEAKY BASTARDS!!!

[–] Linearity@infosec.pub 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

IT’S TURNING THE FROGS GAY

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 1 points 3 minutes ago

Oh noooo... Which frogs tho?

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 54 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

We're all just mammals, and spring has sprung.

[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 51 minutes ago

Very mammalian

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals...

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 13 points 10 hours ago

So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel!

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

You're not wrong 👀

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, and of course here I was thinking I was gonna stop at a local fancy hotel bar tonight and my brain said "yeah but people scare you" so I didn't.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 10 hours ago

It do. Far more frequently than I intend.

I'm like a meme I only find funny every time. And everyone else is missing out. People just don't get it.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 36 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Coincidentally, not too different from a Lincolnabeplay

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

For some people, this joke is gonna fly right thru their heads.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Plot twist: She's going to talk about animal husbandry at length.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago

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I mean, have you seen duck penises?