this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago

I found it remarkable at the time how uncomfortable Trump looked being in the front of a car, like it was foreign to him

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Just wanted to say the use of the border is irritating and the font was a terrible choice.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 14 points 20 hours ago

When it's a truck with a bench seat and you bring your friend on the test drive:

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My god man, it’s 6 in the morning, I am without coffee yet, did you really have to show this to me?

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 8 hours ago

I have this as an iMessage sticker

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 124 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do I delete someone elses post?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In a way, you can! On Lemmy you can run your own instance and then you can remove the post, but it only applies for users of your instance. That is my understanding. I’m not an admin. Take with grain of salt.

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Hehe, I wasn't serious. But I do think federation is a cool feature of the fediverse. Not only because of the decentralization

[–] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] exu@feditown.com 4 points 1 day ago

This might be one of the first uses of that badge. I really want that on a T-shirt now.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago

I appreciate the all caps because it reads a very specific way.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

OMG I’m not the only person on the planet that found this photo fucking weird. My wife and I have stickers (iOS) of these two from this photo.

What a bunch of fucking creeps.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Anyone know a good online store that sells cheap bleach?

[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Musk sits on his own dick for hours so that it feels like he is jerking somebody else off!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Incomming Mollotof cocktail!

McDonald's cocktail.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

showjob brojob