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[–] ArtificialHoldings@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is routing from LaGuardia airport in NY, meaning the "walking" route has you taking a subway. Maybe the walking buddy is a local NYC thing meant for people who want assistance navigating the trains. I never see this on my app tho so it must have been a trial feature.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m hoping (praying) that since this is a shitposting sub, you and I both are just particularly gullible and this is not an actual thing.

[–] ArtificialHoldings@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I thought for sure it was fake until I noticed the map was my neighborhood 😂

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know... There's a lot of women that wouldn't dare to walk alone at night. That white Kevin has been vetted by Uber and has a paper trail.

How about not just a white Kevin but an Armed Stacey, or a security guard Michelle.

of course, it'd probably cost MORE to get someone to walk with you because they'd have to not only drive there and walk but walk back.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vetted by Uber doesn't really mean much.

[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Especially because there's a huge industry for fake driver accounts so literally anyone can buy an uber 'employment'.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do they get by having their actual picture?

[–] SourGumGum@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Guess people don't look too closely? nfi tbh.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago

Ah yes, the escort service.

[–] a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Why is the walking buddy holding hands? Are they letting you know Kevin is single and ready to mingle?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

"Drop off" makes it sound like he'll carry you.

[–] towelie@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For $7.50 I'd unironically use a walking buddy at least once

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's literally the only reason to me. I'd be so weird for 20min that he'll talk about it for a decade.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Them: white Kevin

You: dressed in a full body banana costume while awkwardly carrying a cinder block. Refuse to explain why, or talk about anything except a ranked list of the worst smells you've ever experienced. Destination is a closed public library at 2am. Say "well, it's time to do the thing I came here to do." Stand, watching them until they walk away.

[–] ERROR_100_000_100@infosec.pub 87 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I know this is a parody, but:

In the US, you might soon need a white "walking buddy" when they re-instate Jim Crow laws, because you wouldn't be allowed to travel without a white man leading the group.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago

"I will be right there, I am just 3 white guys away from that place"

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I have some friends who have the same problem all their love because they are women.

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

Honestly in some areas of town late at night, I would totally make use of a service like this...

...but I'd also expect the service be abused by people seeking people to harass.

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[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 234 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Honestly this is a great joke but also could legitimately be a good service for someone who didn't feel safe walking alone, or needs help navigating

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 147 points 3 days ago (9 children)

A lot of university campuses have this. It's a good idea.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 95 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They probably don't charge money for that service though, and that's a better idea.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They do, it's part of the tuition

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Not really the same. Charging for this would discourage people from using it. They have to make a choice on feeling safe vs. spending money.

This gives everyone the option and subsidizes it to the entire community.

This is exactly why socializing things like this is beneficial.

Every service has a cost. That cost is the value of the labor being provided. But we decide as a society that providing services like this benefits everyone living in society. Regardless of if they use it directly or not.

When people say "free" in this context that's what they mean. They mean the decision based on personal finance is removed.

We don't want people choosing personal finance over safety or health. Removing that dependency benefits everyone.

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

I found out in my senior year, that my campus had been plagued by a serial rapist for several years, going back to before i was a freshman, and the school had covered it up. I only found out about it when i learned that my roommate's girlfriend had a sorority sister on a full-ride scholarship to keep her quiet about being raped in her freshman year.

Suddenly, the pressure to use their chaperone service became clear.

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 31 points 3 days ago

Especially if they'd help carry your bags and whatnot; that could be very helpful for someone who has mobility issues or just has a lot of things they need to bring. Well worth $7.50

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[–] kcweller@feddit.nl 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel awfully called out as a 1994 white Kevin...

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

Hahaha white Kev never can catch a break

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[–] thisfro@slrpnk.net 78 points 2 days ago

Both see the same offer, neither get the money

[–] db2@lemmy.world 113 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's at least 5 years old and it seems every single year the news outlets "fact check" it and declare it false.

Meanwhile we have actual conspiracy theories on official government websites and those same outlets say nothing.

I hate this timeline.

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[–] Snejp@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is the hand holding optional or?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago

Compulsory.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I would like this

About to rent me one

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do they bring their own leash or can you use your own?

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I don't say this much but that is actually a good idea, considering the amount of people that live very lonely and isolated lives. Maybe this can help some people to talk, enjoy another's company, etc. Maybe. Everything else the effing internet and tech companies tried only managed to push people apart...

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Except that it gives predators an easy way to be alone with drunk women. I wouldn’t trust Uber’s security checks.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You don't have to trust the security checks, but they had to submit their personal information and documents to Uber, and would be easy to find if they did anything. And have two devices actively recording their location. That's much better than an anonymous stranger, and I doubt a predator would go through all that instead of just, you know, remaining an anonymous person on the street.

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