Wrong answers only
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Stop using my likeness to excuse war crimes! 
AN OWL PISSED IN MY NEST!
ethics in gaming journalism
wokeness
The dread of being a beautiful creature whose image is associated with burger fascists
"Dammit why didn't you people go with the turkey instead like Franklin suggested!"
They went back in time to the signing of the Declaration of Independence to get turkeys off the menu.
I am pushing! You did this to me, Gerald!
Pissed off that a bird as cool as him is associated with the great satan…oh sorry, you said wrong answers only.
Uhh….what’s the deal with airline food?
He's really gotta poop
The realization that, due to the rising cost of eggs, bald eagles will soon be factory farmed for both their eggs at poultry factory farms, and for the symbolism at irony farms.
He's yelling about the price of salmon these days.
Everything except for rap and country.
People thinking his cry is too wimpy and using the golden eagle's instead
K-12 lunch programs.
Some pervert named Justino taking creepshots of him. 
Probably stepped on a Lego
AMERIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKA!!!
WHERE'S MY BURGER! IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES!
yelling about how woke ruined mice
Some fuzzy bastard named Mogwai called him a hawk
Food in mouf now or the communist owl gets it :0
sounds like a red tailed hawk