this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] 007v2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I upvoted the can of beans.

[–] claytempleton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

omfg to the moon

[–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

[–] micanite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

[–] InfiniteSpaces@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] Creyapnilla@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

[–] bhez@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Spudger@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Downvote from me. The Heinz English Recipe baked beans are much better than the standard version.

[–] faltuuser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's bean nice being in this community.

[–] virtualpixl@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago
[–] HeavyRust@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I was here on this day.

[–] asunaspersonalasst@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans yummy

[–] BluDood@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

this is my first comment here, hi

[–] Adori@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mexican approved, will bean

[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the canned bean party...

[–] StuStuMagoo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I love these beans

[–] Bagofbuttholes@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

[–] fabio1@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

Andy Warhol would freak out

[–] flameguy21@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Hi internet historians

[–] erAck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Can fucking beans vote?

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

[–] 1st@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

[–] lemony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

solid beans mate

[–] Meist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

[–] Sigmatics@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

[–] beaiouns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] chardiemacdennis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beany was the name that they gave me

[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

[–] concealmint@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] chmod744username@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Void_Reader@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's bean fun

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

[–] GustavoM@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

[–] Isthisreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm here for the shitposts

[–] Jarvis2323@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote

[–] chaosppe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

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