this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] rekliner@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[–] Olap@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

[–] Mythril@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

The wefwef app has a Reddit-style post/comment score in my profile though, and I have been wondering about where it pulls those numbers from if it's true that Lemmy itself does not (usually) keep a sum of those scores?

l'art pour l'art

[–] Tylith@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] arensb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

[–] meme_caster@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

this is the most upvoted post on all of lemmy

[–] Gregu@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago
[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

edit: 2h later, it is now #1

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ahh… the good ol’ days.

[–] NukeNPave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] KerryAnnCoder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

[–] DrSanta@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

If nothing else you struck my curiosity.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

multiculturalism

Would you call it a melting pot of cultures?

[–] Spudger@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you're missing the UK type it's sold overseas as Heinz English Recipe baked beans. I checked the difference in ingredients. The English ones have extra salt and sugar.

[–] skribe@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife insists the English recipe ones have vinegar in them.

[–] Spudger@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

I've checked the ingredient list against the standard Heinz beans here in Aus and the quantity of salt and sugar is the only difference. Of course that may vary in other places. Manufacturers always adjust products for local tastes.

[–] imugetsu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Lemme upvote this, since lemmy will upvote everything.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I was here.

[–] teuast@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My top three flavors of beans:

  • Baked
  • Refried
  • Fucking
[–] nei7jc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

uwu daddy, pass the fucking beans, please

[–] carlos_arch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What have you done!?

[–] Fez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

[–] skam28@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I;m thinking about thos Beans

[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] Ookami38@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

[–] Christos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

[–] Murple@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

oooo beans!!!

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

[–] claytempleton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

omfg to the moon

[–] laxe@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago
[–] HerbalGamer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah let's fucking go

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Toot, toot out of your boot.

[–] igetzerobread@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

[–] TrickyCamel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Okay Mr Bean

[–] swarlos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

LOL this already stomps on Reddit, take that Spez!!

[–] xaon_rider92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Uploaded the image for you

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I came for the beans...

[–] lennster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Maple bacon beans tho...

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Holy shit beans

[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

[–] lemony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

solid beans mate

[–] FlavorGrain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

[–] meanmon13@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

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