this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] claytempleton@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

omfg to the moon

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

"I was there when the beans happened"

[–] xaon_rider92@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ZombieComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Uploaded the image for you

[–] Under_enrage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like beans, I upvote.

[–] variouslegumes@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I came for the beans...

[–] nevemsenki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ALIEN BEANS!

[–] KijinSeija@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ItsABarmcake@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Branson or go home

[–] lennster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Maple bacon beans tho...

[–] CaJoasca_Baloon@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

😮 BEANS 😮

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Holy shit beans

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

[–] wabafee@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Heinz beans is good 😋.

[–] micanite@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

[–] HunterBidensLapDog@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

[–] asunaspersonalasst@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans yummy

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago
[–] ethikal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

spoilerBEEEANNNNS

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

[–] Wilshire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Amazing, please share more beans!

[–] Retro@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

[–] Tom2day@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean there, done that!

[–] something_complex@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

[–] american_defector@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

[–] coffee_tacos@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

[–] LilBagOfBunnies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

[–] scorpiosrevenge@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

[–] NoTime@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Lemmy lore in the making.

[–] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

this speaks to me on an emotional level

[–] Braz666@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We've all Bean there

[–] lemony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

solid beans mate

[–] dabnpits@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] dirtbiker509@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

[–] gon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

those are pretty nice beans tbf

[–] kamasupra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

[–] zzap129@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like beans

[–] toasteranimation@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

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[–] macaronidildo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean there, done that.

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