Ask Lemmy

I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.

It wouldn't.

Very painfully

mildly, nothing extreme

Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

Guess I'm a very tasty bug.

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean

With a bang

After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.

Painfully, I'd assume

I dont't know lulz

Oh god

SUPPLIES!

Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.

Sailing. I guess an accident

"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.

In some sketchy den with a khajiit

I don't think I wanna know

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)

Mashing Keys

I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.

Oh, no…

He died doing what he loved!

Ceasefire Violation?

Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?

I am very satisfied with this outcome

I would not be the only one

Starving, because I couldn't remember where I hid my nuts.

I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble

Edit:
Hahaha I actually forgot my username and thought I was using one that I use elsewhere, but this still applies exactly the same 🤣😭

You wouldn't understand

Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.

A Japanese Math Rock band murders me

The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.

Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.

Sleeping with the fishes

Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.

The fucking Russians, of course.

Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.

Self Explanatory actually.

Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.

Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.

By Japanese sword thrust