By Japanese sword thrust
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
84 points (94.7% liked)
Ask Lemmy
29743 readers
1454 users here now
A Fediverse community for open-ended, thought provoking questions
Rules: (interactive)
1) Be nice and; have fun
Doxxing, trolling, sealioning, racism, and toxicity are not welcomed in AskLemmy. Remember what your mother said: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. In addition, the site-wide Lemmy.world terms of service also apply here. Please familiarize yourself with them
2) All posts must end with a '?'
This is sort of like Jeopardy. Please phrase all post titles in the form of a proper question ending with ?
3) No spam
Please do not flood the community with nonsense. Actual suspected spammers will be banned on site. No astroturfing.
4) NSFW is okay, within reason
Just remember to tag posts with either a content warning or a [NSFW] tag. Overtly sexual posts are not allowed, please direct them to either !asklemmyafterdark@lemmy.world or !asklemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com.
NSFW comments should be restricted to posts tagged [NSFW].
5) This is not a support community.
It is not a place for 'how do I?', type questions.
If you have any questions regarding the site itself or would like to report a community, please direct them to Lemmy.world Support or email info@lemmy.world. For other questions check our partnered communities list, or use the search function.
6) No US Politics.
Please don't post about current US Politics. If you need to do this, try !politicaldiscussion@lemmy.world or !askusa@discuss.online
Reminder: The terms of service apply here too.
Partnered Communities:
Logo design credit goes to: tubbadu
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
....that last step will be a doozy.
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
hmmm...
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
Maybe you die in a dark room
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
Too many to count.
Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
I guess I'll explode
Nihilistic fruit
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
My character makes a sandwich. I reach for the peanut butter...
He died doing what he loved!
Ceasefire Violation?
Chopped into several large pieces. But it will be awesome.
It will be a hell of a party!
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Well... I can tell you who didn't do it.
Derogatory slur
Raptured by the One True Dog
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast