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[–] crimsonpoodle@pawb.social 1 points 1 minute ago

Genetic engineering gone wrong

[–] RalphWolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 minutes ago

Something involving a large sheep dog.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago
[–] from_D4rkness@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

No one would see it, but they may hear it.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

Chuckles... I'm in trouble

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 1 points 33 minutes ago

Excrubulently.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 53 minutes ago

Walking through the park with a bauggette

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 40 minutes ago

it was the sweet tooth in the end

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Suddenly and all over the place

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 38 minutes ago

Or mortified.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Shamefully.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 36 minutes ago

Kabloooooowie

Regretfully.

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] BroiledShit@reddthat.com 8 points 4 hours ago

I dont want to think about it

[–] lohky@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It would be whelming. Just so.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm so incredibly okay with this, no matter how the universe opts to interpret it

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.

[–] Dramasquared@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.

Death by snusnu

[–] lemsip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

OD'ing on cold/flu medication

[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Probably painfully

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

In an accident.

[–] just_ducky_in_NH@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Just ducks!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Hmmm. I dunno.

[–] oldfart@lemm.ee 6 points 6 hours ago

Asphyxiation

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 4 hours ago

It's happening one way or another. But not both.

[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 1 points 4 hours ago

In world war IV, I'd say.

[–] other_cat@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CLTCMNDR@lemm.ee 2 points 6 hours ago

I am commanded…. by the clits 😟

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Some kind of internet last stand.

[–] Vopyr@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 hours ago

All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

[–] bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee 8 points 11 hours ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] notthatcreative@lemm.ee 8 points 11 hours ago
[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] WEAPONX@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Doxxed by H3?

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