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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That book should be labeled 'Where the vagina is located.'

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ironically Yaoi is the worst offender when it comes to "that's not how any of this works"

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The Wikipedia article on the yaoi hole is uhhh interesting.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 5 points 1 week ago

The sheer, astounding realization that there has been enough yaoi to have ages is flabbergasting.

[–] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

This whole article is great.

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Well that led me into a rabbit hole… i now know what an omegaverse is and wish to unsee

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what did you expect from fujos?

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

Even bigger hands and smaller heads?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've seen some belly button located dongs also.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having penetrative sex with a woman's ear is the latest weirdness I've seen

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gross, tell me where so I don't accidently go there.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 week ago

If I wanted to be constrained by flesh and bone then I'd be looking at 3D porn.

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 1 week ago

their idea was, in fact, better.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Anyone notice the inside of vaginas look weird

Why do hentai artists draw the inside like the inside of a sea anenome that clownfish live in

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because that's how their onahole is shaped.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Going to japan and seeing those in shops was wild.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've heard that they only have escalators that go up, so you need to traverse the entire section to go down.

Only in a few places, but yeah, that's a thing. Though there are also stairs.

[–] metaldream@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not just the inside, most of the time the outside is just a slot with no other parts or detail whatsoever.

[–] Toes@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago

That's partially because of their censorship laws forbid showing the clitoris and other anatomy.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because not many of us know exactly how it looks like and it might not look very good / be easy to draw

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Why not look up the footage of Medical cameras that can go inside there online

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbf this applies to all anime and also other animation series. What is realistic about spongebob? It's imagination, it doesn't have to follow the rules of our world.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So you masterbate to SpongeBob?

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I just dress up my sponge like a normal person

[–] rippermonty@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

SpongeBob nopants*

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[–] TamperTanuki@fedia.io 23 points 1 week ago

And they're (mostly) right.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Also source for the original image: Machikado Mazoku

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Hentai Artists, AO3 writers, Omegaverse... oh Omegaverse.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For me the weirdest part is how they think ovaries work. It doesn't matter what size or shape your dick is, you will NEVER shoot your load directly into the ovaries. The opening is measured in mm.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Amateur hentai artist here (link here, also I can send you uncensored ones if interesed), and here's my 2 cents on the subject:

It's art, so it doesn't have to follow reality. In fact, if I wanted reality, I could just watch camgirls. Why do I have to draw girls with normal genitalia, why cannot I draw them with extra-large penises for no good reason other than my fetishes, or cloacas if they're bird VTubers and I found the idea of it entertaining? Do I have to draw them performing large insertions only within what realistically possible? Or anything realistic for that matter. Should I also draw them with upmost hyperrealism instead of anime style?

Yes, some idiots can't distinguish between fiction and reality, but many more are just using it as an excuse for their reckless and/or criminal behavior, or even to spread real pedophilia (I had to deal with these fuckers in the anime community, and unfortunately thanks to 4chan and its users' "free speech absolutism", they were more tolerated for a while), but I'm not going to moderate myself for some dumb individuals not wanting to follow common sense, the consent of real people, etc.; or for people who try to police the community because "cultivation theory", which is nowadays also being more and more used against the LGBTQ+ community.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Being trans and in love with this kind of artwork is weird.

I went from being stupidly horny, to being very "Oh God, that's not how the female anatomy works!"

I never realized so many artists were fucking up and having characters screw the pee hole instead of the actual vulva until after I became post-op and... let's just say VERY familiar with my new lady parts. Then I cringed...

That said, I'd rather my adult artwork not be realistic, because I like being able to do fantasy stuff like see character get bigger booba by drinking enough milk. (Saw this cliche a lot back on deviantart when I was a wee lad)