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[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 323 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

thank you David. everyone else can go home now

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[โ€“] vivavideri@lemmy.world 264 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)
[โ€“] Glytch@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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There are people that have done it and people that lie and say they haven't.

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[โ€“] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 193 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)
[โ€“] anubis119@lemmy.world 178 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 171 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[โ€“] Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 weeks ago

Is the fucking Loss??

[โ€“] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

what is- oh it's fucking ~~:.|:;~~

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Oh no you didn't

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 158 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[โ€“] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why's she sniffing the flashlight?

To see if she has a yeast infection.

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[โ€“] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 135 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

That's too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

That's why you full your mouth with boiling water, duh.

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[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 112 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

May I offer you a delicious pickle, in these trying times?

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[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 104 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 101 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago

I was hoping for the Bee Movie script.

[โ€“] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 90 points 1 week ago

They're an international spy, obviously.

[โ€“] kux@lemm.ee 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] laranis@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was expecting crazy stuff in this thread. But this... This is art.

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[โ€“] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

always holding... Its so bad im sorry.

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[โ€“] Skanky@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

I am in middle school again

[โ€“] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not something I would personally want to drink, but to each their own I guess ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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[โ€“] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

A plank. She is obviously working at a military construction site

[โ€“] archchan@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago

No one else did it, so someone has to...

[โ€“] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago

She's just practicing :)

[โ€“] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] samus12345@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] kux@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[โ€“] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Sheโ€™s a hydro homie ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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