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[–] GildorInglorion@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

What about "Earworm - The Musical"

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.

Groomer.

Don't mess with the zohan?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Pedophilia: The Musical

It's a history of the Catholic Church.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
  • directed by Tim Minchin
[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Holy shit! I'd pay to watch that.

edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church's pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.

Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)

[–] CynicRaven@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The conservative roadmap to knowledge

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"

[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

exiting the theatre after the movie

"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

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[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Satan’s Cum Belching Anus

Edit: you made me do this

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 14 points 2 years ago

Fantastic Beasts 4

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] b3an@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?

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[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Lolita: Battle Angel

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.

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[–] esc27@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Closed due to roach infestation

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[–] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 8 points 2 years ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Documentary.

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The Real Students of Junior High

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

John Carter

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Mr. Holland's Anus

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

All You Need is Kill

Live Die Repeat

Edge of Tomorrow

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter

[–] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.

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[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Tyler Perry's Madea: Fast and Furious

[–] frefi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Large Man Cums on Bus

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"

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