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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

Dropping a pork chop, is that what the kids call it nowadays?

dude dylan do the laundry

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The serial killer gets away again using charm.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

"You let him get away?!?"

"He's got 99 Charisma, boss'

"Dangit, Michael!"

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

“Dropped a pork chop” is slang, pretty sure

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 hours ago

Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 59 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I believe the clarification is quite kind provided we’re actually telling the truth.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you raise suspicions! Dylan is a saint and I will not stand for any casting of aspersions!

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

My forces are merely passing through.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to hear it. Have you tried Imodium?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Initiates surprise war on the next turn

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 25 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

Regardless of whether it's pork blood or person blood, it's still blood.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 23 points 6 hours ago

The red stuff in raw meat from a grocery store isn’t blood, it’s myoglobin.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 44 points 7 hours ago

Myoglobin is not blood. A pig is exsanguinated after butchering. Otherwise the meat would rot very quickly.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 57 points 9 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's BBQ sauce.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That's assuming it's not cooked and wasn't handled properly when butchered.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Under those circumstances, Dylan's message reads VERY differently :)

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

muscle interstitial fluid doesn't dry like blood I think

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 hours ago

Only if it's family.

No officer, I did not murder someone, I swear its just porkchop.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

Dylan's target was known as Pork Chop

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 9 hours ago

It do be like that sometimes.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Dylan’s just throwing people off the scent.

He’s a professional.

[–] supermurs@kbin.earth 5 points 9 hours ago

Well done Dylan!

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 5 points 10 hours ago

That's something a person who just murdered someone on their bedsheets would write.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Betcha Dylan looks like Luigi!

Rockstar.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago