Oy oy oy oy fuckin bullocks slit my wrist
jaybone
joined 1 year ago
You don’t need the lottery to have too many cats.
Are emo bands still a thing? That seems so two-decades-ago.
What are the kids into now?
Harris' doctor reports she's in 'excellent health.' Her campaign wants to draw a contrast with Trump
Can’t tell if this is a joke or not.
Harris' doctor reports she's in 'excellent health.' Her campaign wants to draw a contrast with Trump
Does McDonald’s have a holiday meal?
Because I’d guess his odds are about as good as any other time of year.
Y not and x not is not y or x.
This is me right now. Except this industrious skeleton managed to make it to the couch. That thing is all the way down stairs :(
Ok I get putting it into a tuxedo or suit, but why the creepy arms/hands?
I assume they accept debit cards right?
Maybe they have financing plans.
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
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And now people say I have a problem. I don’t have a problem. You have a problem.