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Its not an unusual thing for lesbian couples to pick a new surname for themselves.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 270 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sorry OP but this kinda gives "EPIC: WOKE FEMINAZI OWNED ON CAMERA" vibes.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 118 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

Yeah... it can be interpreted that way. But even as a feminist myself, it is a dumb performative sort of protest. Paternal surnames are the least important fixtures of our patriarchal society, and, unless it was created wholecloth, there are no surnames that aren't patriarchal historically, as the meme points out.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I wasn't trying to call you a misogynist, just point out how the meme might look at first glance.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasn't my post, just advocating for OP

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's the point, but satirically. The fact that homelander is the second frame immediately means the take is bad.

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sweet child... The amount of people who don't see homelander is scary

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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OP's comments don't seem very satyrical :')

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[–] vzq@lemmy.world 159 points 1 week ago

It’s a shit post, I’ll give you that.

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 100 points 1 week ago (14 children)

When people get married they should come up with a completely new last name for them both.

[–] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 103 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

our beautiful baby boy Robert 3de2d34e-a089-4a5a-acd8-b00d7c7eb07a

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I mean it's not far off from Musk's X AE ZigZag VII Advent Children and Kkkopernicus Diceware Password kids.

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[–] batmaniam@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Calm down Enoch Root

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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A coworker of mine did this. He and his new wife took parts of their last names and blended them together to create a unique new last name for both of them.

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[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago (19 children)

A lot of last names here are frozen patronyms (e.g. at some point some dude named Hans had kids; now there are lots of people calling themselves his son, Hansen) or place names. I kinda like the place name bit: Just give kids last names to a place they have a connection to. Where they were born or conceived or something.

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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Terrible idea. People clearly already struggling at naming kids. Coming up with a family name will be endless letters making the wrong sound, random sections being 'silent', so many puns or references to things, corporate advertising "oh it's the X.com family!"... Terrible, just terrible.

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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 70 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

with no ill will for you, OP, genuinely fuck this boomer ass “joke”

a woman’s name is her name. she lives with it for 1 lifetime, absolutely no shorter than her grandfather does. “male” is not somehow the default human identity. stop trying to enforce that standard.

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Love the little respectful preamble you put there, can we make that internet discussion standard plz.?

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 1 points 6 days ago
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I think the point of the joke might be more that an attempt to start a matrilineal naming scheme is foiled somewhat from the fact that the maiden name of the mother is derived from her father, i.e. you can't escape that the last names all come from patrilineal sources for generations.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If a woman is committed to the idea, she could break the patrilineal naming convention simply by creating herself a new last name, and encouraging her children to take that name instead of their father's.

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[–] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure only people on the internet argue about this. No one actually cares what other's do with their last name after marriage.

This post has 2017 reddit vibes. Not in a good way either.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

People literally change their names because they feel like it, so I'm sure people do care outside the Internet, specially in circumstances of abuse.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 46 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I know this is a shitposting community but these are, every goddamn one of them, the dumbest possible takes you could have opened a new year with.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Make up your own surname to assert dominance. Or go by your internet handle.

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (32 children)

Unpopular opinion: Last names are inherently patriarchal and so is marriage

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (7 children)

On Spain we have two last names, one for the father other for the mother.

And while before the father's was always the first, since many years couples of newborn babies can choose the order of the surnames.

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[–] dingus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (22 children)

Yeah I've always thought it was weird that women are supposed to give up their identity to a man to be married. I'm not really sure why hyphenated names aren't as popular in the western world or why people don't occasionally chose to take the woman's name. I know that women don't have to change their names, but then often you'll have the kids as the same name as the father anyway but not the mother. So I've heard many women say that they did it so their kids would share their last name.

Hell, I don't even like my father. But my name is who I am and I like it.

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[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you didn't know, Spanish people have two names: the first name of their father and the first name of their mother.

Since these names are their grandfathers names, here's a better proposal : the first name of your father and the second name of your mother. In that case, your first name corresponds to a bloodline of men and your second name to a bloodline of women... Unless their was a same-sex couple in your family, obviously.

Bonus point, since you get your Y chromosome (if you have one) from your biological father and your mitochondrial DNA from your biological mother, your names correspond to your actual DNA... Unless you're adopted or illegitimate, obviously.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Yeah, my mom said she didn't care about taking my dad's last name, that it didn't matter since, in her words "women don't have last names anyway" they are just a way of tracing men's family lines.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, my dad took my mom's name

[–] bradd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Your dad took your mother's dads name.

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